Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mike...you have a girlfriend who loves you alot....






A Love Letter For Mike...How I wish to have this letter...Mike I'm so jealous !!!! >=O ~




-H-

Monday, December 21, 2009

The so called imba mofo.

Dear all,

Today i going to follow what u all said about nickx. He memang sohai.
He say go iplay never call me, his excuse no car , no car cannot call? i summore waiting him for the subang plan. FUCK HIM the end.







Marcus

Guess it mean and don't say it out

[13]14[1]9[9]5[6]1[11]6[7]14[12]15[2]12[5]5[3]15[10]12[8]7[4]22[14]7
-Lzai-

Sunday, December 20, 2009

<3

The hardest thing to do in this world is to see someone you love,love someone else....




-H-

Letter for Santa

To: Santa

Santa...since I was born until now I never request so much from you...All I want is happiness...but since I met this girl...I started to have this feeling that I can be more happy...Santa...for years you have gave me happiness...and I want you to continue give me this feeling...all I want for Christmas this year is her...I want to be happier...I want to tell that her that I LOVE YOU Can you hear it ?
Angel Fong


LOVE
-Lzai-

Saturday, December 19, 2009

down down down. GL is down.


Stars will cry the blackest tears tonight,
and there will be no more light,
our tunnel to a place of happiness,
end right in the middle of our journey,
meaningless and gone,
all the pain and agony deep down inside of me
slowly killing me like a uncurable sickness,
all i need is your love,
all i need is you.
sorry for being so emo

-Goulou-

Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas is coming

To:Santa


"Santa...I wish that I could have this girl to be with me so that I can love her,I don't wanna secretly missing her every single night anymore...Santa...Please make her heart available for me...Let me be the one holding her hands in public telling the whole world that she is mine...Santa, I'm a greedy person...but I don't wan your cookies....I just want her for my Christmas....I have been a Good Boy for 3 days =D..."
Love
-H-

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Introduction

since i am just a new member of this talk cock blog, i just warm up only. :)

Did you know that all guys have a retard list?

Its to show people all the retarded things you have done so far in your life.

Take mine & marcus lists for example :

  1. Drove at 80km/h on a fucking rainy day & crashed
  2. Did a U-turn on the highway from the 3rd lane to the opposite 3rd lane. :)
  3. Travelled the whole of Serdang for fucks.
  4. Almost banged a police car while driving in the wrong direction.
  5. kidnapped a cat. (dog next=gou lou :D)
  6. played Naruto for 4 hours straight.
  7. poured cum down gou lou's ass while he was sleeping. shh.
so far i can only rmb these few retarded moments. imba~

Nickx

Hou lan sexy shemale.





I and Kenneth passby Jln alor, we saw a sexy shemale in red. HOU LAN HOT OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end. (not that shemale).











Marcus XD

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Its Like Orgasm!(DEDICATED TO KENNETH)


Hi people!
today we'll talk about sex.
i know i know you guys are shy and might be thinking right now
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FELLA AND WHY IS IT ABOUT SEX?!
well look in the mirror and think about it
who doesnt wanna have sex?
unless you're impotent or in easy terms you are not able to.
LOL.... so today we have Dr Kenneth here
who will be sharing his experience on his sex life with tau gei muisss.
whatever that starts from this line is from Dr Kenneth
In my opinion to find easy sex tau gei muis are the easiest.
all u have to do is drive a myvi with nightrider lights and blast some music then thats it boys!
i know you guys must be curious what does a car have to do with sex
well i dunno why too but hey i already had sex with FUCKING ALOT of tau gei muis!
so if you guys need any advice in tau gei muis
heres my number 0163365716
you can call me kenn kenn mmm~~~~
just another random post ( AND YOUNG GIRLS BE AWARE OF A BLACK MYVI WITH NIGHTRIDER LIGHTS!!!)


-Gou Lou-

Saturday, December 12, 2009

F&F

Japaneses Des Ka?
すき焼き良いです... ...彼らは美味しいです... ...しかし私のズボンを脱ぐしてください、私のピーナッツを呼び出す...そしてレイプを私逆さまあなたのお母さんお願い...トイレにアヒルのように私の母見て...
満月が好きな私の赤ちゃん、あなたを知ることは美しい、まだ私の心で、私はちょうど傾斜に戻る場合は引き続き下落傾向を最も美しい女の子が見える。
Watashi dont know what am I bullshitting about Des....so dont ask me des neh...But if you understand please do translate by the chatbox next to this post....LOL
-H-

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Emo

You Know What?


You Know What ?? I wanted to see you so badly...
How badly?? As bad as this...




Yea...This is how badly I wanted to see you...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted to be with you too...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted everything to be...
Yea...This is how badly I torture my doll too...



-H-


Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Talk C0ck

Talk C0ck


Do you understand the meaning of talk cock?
let us eleberate for you.=)
talk cock in cantonese is "gong lan wa "
in malay is "cakap kotek"
in tamil is "aparam paitiam"
ahhh what you know?
anyways the main meaning of talk cock is unexplainable but there are examples
let me show you one
Ah beng: ay mahai what to do le damn lan sien ahhh
Ah lok: errr i know!
Ah beng: what what?
Ah lok: DA FEI GEI!!
that is beyond godlike talk cock
-GouLou-

Monday, December 7, 2009

Every moments with you guys i felt happy...

Brothers and Babe

Every moments We had been through,
Every jokes We've made,
It will never be erase,
Sometimes my attitude or the way i talking to you guys may hurt your feeling,
I'm sorry about that,
Because that's me(Ah Lok) what to do,
Hahaha...
So please forgive me guys =),
I really appreciated the moment with you guys,
I love you guys,<3
Especially to all my Brother and Babe !!!,
You know who you are,
HAHA ,
=),


-Lzai-

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

CRAZY ME

Harry Leh?
Brothers and sistassss ^^" sorry been missing so long without partying with you guys .... where have i been its not the matter ...lolx....but not to worry..you will get back the old crazy drinking harry!!! ngek ngek ngek...miss those days drunk with out all by the roadside ... actually the fun thing is me looking at you guys drunk...HAHAHAHA...anyway...im single ==" dont ask me when am i in a relationship...lolx...i dont know too...hahaha...but the days im missing ...for few months i wasnt in a relation until the last few months...aiks....anyway..dont miss me bros...and sis..lolx I will be back to K.L to join you guys again...
Remember our quote...Drunk is 24hours...lolx...FUK ~~ IT~~ MAN ~~

-Hz-