Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Not Free...

No Title


Last post I said something about Lok is M.I.A ... I did give some hint on that question...
I said Lok went back to the moon...All you have to add in is just..." Lok went back to the moon to visit his father " if you all read about Lok's Introduce post you all for sure to know "WHY"

I think im too rusty for this Cafe' I cant talk cock no more...but my grandma can...
Here are some few examples of Profesional + Senior Cocking

Me:Yoh...I dont feel like eating rice today
Grandma:Dont eat rice arr? you know when we were young we have no rice to eat arr.(Talk Cock)

Me:Proton Cars arr??
Grandma:When we were young arr we dont have proton cars also la...( ==" )

Me:* Listening to music with high volume *
Grandma: Listen song arr?? when we were young we dont have song to listen arr...

Me:*Sleeping with my aircond on*
Grandma:*slap my face*
Me:*Wakes up* W.T.F ?!?!
Grandma: Sleeping with aircond arr??when we were young we dont have aircond arr..Fan also dont have...

Me:*Watching TV*
Grandma: Watch TV arr?? When we were young...Our Tv is the toilet bowl...

Me:*Going for hair cut*
Grandma: Hair cut arr?? why pay people to cut your hair arr?? Your grandmama is a professional hair stylist arr..I cut for you..
Me:==" Oooh...
Grandma: Gao Dim arr...
Me: ....


So now you know...Who is the Professional Talk c0cker ....

-Hz-

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Where is Lok ??

WHERE IS LOK ???

Title says it all...many of you will wonder "Where is lok??" Why suddenly M.I.A ? ( Missing In Action ) ...

Answer:

A.He died
B.He quit this job
C.He went M.I.A
D.He lost in a big shopping complex
E.He drop down in a toilet bowl
F.He ditch this blog for something better
G.He lost inside his own pocket


Here's the story about Lok went M.I.A.

He ...... went ..... back....to......













































The




















































Moon


Here's a picture for you and me to remember him...
In the memories of Lok...Amen



-Hz-

Friday, May 8, 2009

日日有吃神

Just gona update abit...As you all know..Lok has started a topic call "日有吃神"
Only 1 post was made...and it was a success.Dont you readers think so??
Currently Lok is not around to post this topic...so i tried to take over his place...
I just start eating every time the food are serve ....so i failed to do his job.

BUT !!!! Some one did help me on this topic...and here it is...



Is the Maggi Mee... It taste like heaven.
The only place where you can eat this is...when ur out on a trip with me in a mamak store =D.

Here is a question for the day.

What do you feel about this blog?

Answer must be post in the chat box --->
All readers must give at least 1 answer.

My answer: So far so good,My blog is looking sexy ~




-Hz-




Thursday, May 7, 2009

Update ?!?! Nah !!

Helo sexy readers~~ thx for those comment u all left beind on the chat box...=D

Since today is a full moon day(I think so) I will talk about Terminator 4.

Last week while I was driving around Sri Petaling,I saw a "Terminator Wanna Be" guy doing his terminator moves alone...so I just pass by him with a weird stare..Then I found a parking and park there...and I get down from my car.After I lock my car...I saw 2 more idiot doing their Terminator Moves...@@ so total is 3 now...

I just felt like there is something wrong when I was walking to a Mamak Store...Like something is going to happen...something bad...my eyes are twitching too...Bad signal...When I was ordering my food,I felt the wind blowing towards me...It was chilling and it gives me the creep.

I saw 4 Terminator's Army walking in the mamak with style...They even walk in slow motion .=D I was like WTF !?!? "Hou Lan Yeng Arr!!!"

*Ahem* As I was saying, This 4 Terminator dude sits beside my table with steady and stif pose.
Even the Mamak dude was like =O.

Time pass every minutes and seconds...Those Terminator dude did not move at all...and they are remaining in their cool poses...When my Maggi Curry Soup came...I started eatting...and they are still not moving...

After some time...one of the dude moves his hand...I was so suprise that one of them move...and Im curious that what he is going to do,It end up the guy with red shirt just wanna dig his nose...I stare at them for a very long time (5 minutes) after my meal.

My mind was like..F&*@ it...When I tried to raise my hand...suddenly I felt someone was catching it...my exprestion was like WTF?!?!(again)
Then all of them moves to my table...I almost peed in my pants that moment...and one of them started to talk to me..the first word he said was...."Do you think we're cool? scary? or retard?"

I wanted to answer *Retard* but I was scared...so I answerd *Cool*...
They respond with a smile and started talking about their sunglasses. =="
Fucked Up Salesman !!!!

Hey but the sunglasses are cool mate...they have build in MP3 with it...If anyone is intrested can contact me...xD They are quite cheap too... Limited Stock only...



-Hz-