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Did Not Study ??

2010-08-18T03:33:00.003+08:00

Did Not Study?

Did not study for your Finals/Exams? No Worries...Most Important thing is that you Fail your Exam in a Happy Way =) Let me teach you how ~ (Do it if only you plan/know that you wanted/will fail your exam)

1. Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Harry, Harry, I've got the secret documents!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring cheerleaders and cheer in class.

4. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

5. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

6. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

7. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

8. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

9. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

10. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

11. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks you why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

12. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

13. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

14. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the London Bridge is Falling Down.

15. One word: Wrestlemania.

16. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

17. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

18. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so.".

Hope you can smile after reading this...Felt that your not really happy lately...=)

Niickx Recent Scandal

2010-08-10T04:32:00.007+08:00

Latest Scandal

Recently, we caught Mr.Nickiix with our special spies and photographers. We seem to think that he is dating Mr.Bean's Mona Lisa Drawing Character (Taken from Mr.Bean the movie 2 ).
In this picture u can see that nickx is having a big big erection after having contact with the female lumps. In the Diagram u can see how erected his dick is , after enjoying a D cup. Although nickx is disguising himself, we still know it is him after seeing his rotten tits. Amen.

From his last action appeal of Osama's Child i would like to show you the previous disguise from NickX :

Let The Picture Do the Talking ~

Inspector Marcus and Hzai.

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

2010-08-05T06:44:00.002+08:00

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

I Finally Found It !!!! Ngek Ngek ~

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
Say "Ding" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Shave.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Leave a box between the doors.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Start a sing-along.
One word: Flatulence!
Do Tai Chi exercises
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Bring a chair along.
Lean against the button panel.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

-H-

It All Started With a ....

2010-08-04T04:13:00.006+08:00

It All Started With A....

To A...

Then A...

Follow With A....

Finally With A...

After With A....

Ends With A....

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Funny Story

2010-08-01T04:49:00.003+08:00

Joke

Not sure whether you all heard about this funny story before but I'll just share =)

I got to thinking about my "FIRST" time,
Well, my first time with a condom anyway! I was 16 or 17. and had
visited the drug store to buy a package of condoms.

There was a beautiful older woman behind the counter, and she could see
that I was new at it, probably cause my face was red.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one, and I
honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Apparently I
still looked confused cause she looked all around the store. It was empty.
She said, "Just a minute." walked to the door, and locked it. -
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, and asked, "Do these
excite you?"

I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head affirmatively.
She told me, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,I could no
longer hold back and bang, I was done in a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

Oh No !!!

2010-07-30T03:28:00.003+08:00

Vote

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Vote the Cuteesssss picture you think =)

H

2010-07-27T03:29:00.003+08:00

Life

This is how I rock my life everyday now without you...

Hero Of The Future

2010-07-24T05:50:00.003+08:00

Hero

When there is a Villain...there is always a hero.There is this super evil villain that destroys villages farm.Its the pumpkin monster !! He eat up all their vegetables and such their corn trees dry.It can fly and its orange in colour,Ugly face and smelly...hair make of dry grass with horse poop sticking on it ><" deeeaaammmd...But who cares,Imma city boy Im not staying in a village or something.I bet it wont hunt me during the night or suck my corn dry. =P

Legend says...Nah...its actually tradition,Where there are villain there is always a hero to fuck them up.True? So now lets driscribe about our hero of the day....The Watermelon Boy which he can shoot watermelon seeds at enemy and makes make stop doing bad things with his innocent cute look.

Chocolate brought us together...

2010-07-15T01:11:00.004+08:00

Why?

She ask why were there only 77 pieces of Ferrero Rocher?

Because there was 99 of it...the other 19 was given to you when met,

There are 3 more awaiting for me to be given out to you once more,

And the last 3 is the last 3 words I wanted to say to you.

Why only 99?

Because every 99 of love a new history will begin to a better level.

Update =)

2010-07-02T00:25:00.002+08:00

Been so long I've never update here...because I've been very busy lately...noting much...just wanna share a picture with you guys =)

Once I Fall In Love With This Bed

2010-05-27T17:40:00.002+08:00

Once I Fall In Love With This Bed

One day I was passing by a street full of foods its like a heaven
full of food there,I was surprise to see the one and only
shop that sells bed there =O Then I Fell in loved

But I do not have any money to buy this bed,I need her so badly
she is so beautiful,I can see it in my dream bubble how she pleasure
me every night with me on it......Ohh

Maybe I can open a Restaurant and earn some cash =D
so I could buy this beautiful thing back home (Love)

or become some beggar by the street begging for money
=( YOU !!! beautiful thing !!! You made me stress with my decision.
I'm missing you every night here,and waiting for you.
=(

How to piss your teachers off =)

2010-05-24T08:17:00.002+08:00

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

**ADDITIONALS**

51. When the teacher is not facing you, the whole class moves their desk forward towards the teacher

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

I lost my list of how to annoyed people in the lift...aiks...I will share it right after I find it...=)

-H-

Randomness 2

2010-05-18T03:00:00.001+08:00

LOL...I no mood to do my business already...=(

Ronald McDonald also don't like to eat McDonalds

[Bride] Esther Ng Man Li -[Groom] Ziggy Zhe Gou Lou

Most " Zok Kek" Menu Ever........

Randomness

2010-05-14T19:27:00.002+08:00

OMG !!!! A TEA SHOP !!! BE AFRAID!!!

Ok...semua yang tak tau tengok bahasa english punya
saya translate bagi lu orang tau..."JANGANG TEKAN DURIAN INI"

Look also have to pay? then must as well you force me to buy ?

-H-

My Resume

2010-05-12T04:32:00.002+08:00

Went McD with this resume...and they said they will call me back...so far,2 years have pass....no respond...that is why I don't eat McD anymore.....FML....

-H-

Story of a Man name Harry

2010-05-05T03:07:00.004+08:00

Once,there was a guy name Harry....The End....

-H-

Who am I ?

2010-04-26T05:39:00.002+08:00

A girl tells me that she is curious to know about what kind of person am I,She says
"Your a weird person,your personality is very mysterious...can you tell me what are you thinking?I'm curious to know about your life and what kind of person are you."
I replied,"What do you wanna know about me?"She says," just tell me what are you thinking?"
I kept in silence and I never replied her. Even a person that I only talk to for 2 - 3 times thinks that I'm weird? Many of you had asked me this question before,"Harry,what are you thinking actually?"For the whole journey, I was thinking , what am I actually thinking? Now,I'm here to tell all of the one who asked me this question before,I Don't Know ~ I really don't know, Am I really that mysterious? Am I really a weird person to all of you ? I don't know. You tell me.

Long time never talk c0ck jor...=) find a bit of time to post some c0ck topic for you readers alrite? =)

-H-

Sorry, might not be enough for you

2010-04-23T20:16:00.002+08:00

If I don't do it this way, I will suffer in either way,But I don't mean to say it on purpose.

I'm sorry if it hurts,I'm really sorry.
I just cant see you becoming like that!
I just cant.
Maybe whatever I say now is useless,because you already did your decision.
All I gotta say is SORRY SORRY and SORRY,
Millions of apologies.

真心换绝心...Dor mor dek nan sau...Haiz.

-H-

Just my feelings ....

2010-04-19T19:34:00.002+08:00

I tot that I could ,But its just illusions, your still the same when we first met.
Even now you treat me like a nobody like how you use to,I won't mind at all...but I'm just disappointed at what your doing right now.I look down on you.
Now that I have lost,I will leave.

Somewhere Out There

2010-04-13T00:36:00.001+08:00

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

-H-

Pig

2010-04-10T05:45:00.002+08:00

Pig

I use to have this Pig, and this Pig is the best listener that I got .(Better then AhLok)
Now that Pig is gone, I'm starting to miss it.
Pig use to accompany me,Pig will always be by my bed sleeping with me.( I know it sound GAY)
Pig Pig why must you leave me.
Where are you right now, because I need you to listen to me once again.

-H-

SOHAI !!!

2010-04-07T05:22:00.002+08:00

1 little 2 little 3 little Sohai 4 little 5 little 6 little Sohai 7 little 8 little 9 little Sohai 10 little Sei SOHAI !! Weeee !! Ur not one of the Sohai ... Your the 10 in 1 Sohai ....=D

-H-

Gou Lou

2010-04-01T05:22:00.006+08:00

Gou Lou,you never fail to entertain me every time I view your facebook =)

Pick one

This hot chick?

Or

The Chrome Lamborghini ?

I just wan some answer from you viewers =) drop it on the Chat box for support =)

-H-

What's on my mind ~

2010-03-23T07:39:00.004+08:00

Thinking of you...

Every time I think of death I think of you,
Your the last person I wish to see before I close my eyes forever,
Because you make me smile when ever I think or look at you,
Your the person that I love the most,
And the person that I wanna be with,
Just that we are having a big gap between us,
But I guess time will seal this gap between us.

I Love You

-H-

Friction

2010-03-15T06:01:00.003+08:00

Proven that human can fly when the starts collide and the full moon is out...

Ever dream of flying ??
Here is a chance for everyone....but is a once in a life time thing,
We cant get the starts to collide every time with a full moon...
Best time to do it is 15/2/2012 it will never fail...human will fly =)

-H-

Dreaming ....

2010-03-03T06:05:00.004+08:00

What is life ?

Life to is like a piece of "Bao" what "Bao"?
"Dao Sa Bao" Everyone looks white from the outside and taste sweet from the inside without looking at it, but when you look at it, its black and ugly.

Sometimes people thought they understand you,but they are actually "Pretending" to understand you where as, it only make themselves look stupid to me. Acting so friendly to you and actually stabbing you from behind.Doing something from behind to get revenge on what someone did to you.Killing your friend's dog because he accidentally burn your hair.Burn his car because he insults your Granny.Telling each other parents that their son have a boyfriend outside and make their parents worried that their son are gay.That is what you call (Dao Sa Bao) THE UGLY TRUTH.

How great it is when your walking by the street alone and a girl walk to you and give you a tight slap on your face and your bluring there in the middle of the street and your expression was like " WTF !!??!!" and the girl starts to say the she love you and she really does...its really awesome for me if its happen to me...it feels so dramatic...you might not get this in real LIFE , Dream on !!

You seriously wont know what are you leaving out if you don't appreciate someone you really do love by your side...they might just leave you any second now.Why now telling them how much you love them now?Yea right this moment...I know it sounds stupid,But its worth it...I will never do something that I would regret.The only thing I regret was lending money to Nick [ =D ] because what I do and what I said to all the one I love is all truly from my heart. Not the talking c0ck part ofcoz.
I learned my lesson after I lost someone I really love and thought of it, I seriously did not appreciate her when she was still here with me.She left me just like that...faster then you can say goodbye.

Yea...Talking about Hypocrite , I admit I'm a hypocrite person. Everyone is, a little.
So think of what have you actually done when your actually doing it to someone too...=D HYPOCRITE!!

-H-

ITS NOT DEAD.

2010-02-25T10:30:00.005+08:00

Its not dead Gpo. =)
Actually the truth is Harry is lazy and we are busy.
I have no idea on what to post so i guess i'll just blast something here.
Nick is gay, Harry is fat, marcus is still fat, lok is cool and im starting to get fat.
Marcus loves to fart so do I.
Why did nick send Lah to Ampang lah lah lah lah am am am ampang~~~
Nick you know we love you.
Marcus and harry forget about the past and <3

-GL-

Valentine

2010-02-11T18:10:00.003+08:00

Valentine is near So is Chinese New Year !!!!

Chinese New Year is all about Oranges and Ang Paus,
But behind everything that people give has a meaning to it,
Giving Oranges means giving prosperity and gold others,
Giving Ang Paus means giving bless with health and wealth to others.

How about Valentine?
Valentine is all about giving Roses/Flowers and Chocolates,
A girl giving chocolate to a guy, Means the girl like that guy,
Chocolate means sweet love.
How about Roses/Flowers?
The have meanings too when you guys out there gives it to a girl.

Red - I Love You
Yellow - Friendship
Yellow with Red tip - Falling in love
White - I am worthy of you
Pink - Please Believe Me
Light Pink - Admiration
Dark Pink - Thank You
Orange - Desire
Red and White - Together forever ( Marridge )
Peach - Appreciation
Lavander - Love at first sight
Black - Death/New Begining
Blue - The Impossible

So becareful of what are you giving to girls,They are sensitive.

Having problem that girls don't like flowers and guys don't like chocolates?
Will swapping do?
Lol , I don't really know but giving flowers and chocolates are just showing them the meaning not wanting them to do anything with it.

-H-

Poem

2010-02-02T10:07:00.002+08:00

Love and friendship, there's a thin line between the two,
Understanding it, can only make it through,
Love and friendship, so close yet still so far,
One bold step, can break you apart.

From the group, you find a friend - so dear and near,
Together you share every smile and tear,
You then decide to cross the line, in need for more.

-H-

How to save a life? Song for u guys!

2010-02-01T13:25:00.005+08:00

A Song dedicated to all my brosssssss! Enjoy ! Nah nickii x don say i never make u a song!

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk
He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right             
As he goes left and you stay right             
Between the lines of fear and blame                      
And you begin to wonder why you came

Chorus:

Where did I go wrong,
I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night            
Had I known how to save a life

Marcus,

Once there was a Blue Rose

2010-02-01T10:45:00.003+08:00

Once a happy couple,
Comes a complication relation,
Misunderstanding happens,
Shitty result appear,
Explanation was needed but it wasn't there,
One without explanation with one broken heart,
Explanation with one Blue Rose is better then enough.

-H-

R.I.P Nick. ( Bao kong)

2010-01-28T12:40:00.006+08:00

Recently a tragic event has occured.

One of our brothers sacrificed himself in a tragic fight.

Nick Wong.... R.I.P

don''t worry he's not dead he just got bao kong-ed (translation pecah kepala)

He thought he could solo the world against five Indian dudes.

although he did call for back up but GL was working,H was sleeping, Marcus was working also and the others were MIA so i decided to go with Danyal A.k.a i am a chinese ! and Jackee

the moment nick met them he was full of spirit and he was ready to go on a rampage.

the fight started and when he was about to throw a punch he got back stabbed.

he got wacked on the head with a motorcycle helmet and a steering lock.

but he was still strong he stood up and said come back here u bastards!

anways nick is still alive and finally he lost his bao kong virginity and he is one step closer into becoming a real man. ROFL you know i love you nick if you could have waited longer then the ones that would have bao kong was them xoxo nick!

-GL-

Human

2010-01-25T04:32:00.003+08:00

Being a human is not easy,when you have too many friends you wont have time for the others.I always wanted to share all my time with all my friends,but I just cant be in 4 or 5 places at once.If i could I will do it.I have to either lie to others that I'm not free to be with the other,Or either I choose to stay at home and not do anything.

When you have too little friends you will have time to accompany all your friends,but your friends wont have time for you,because they have their own plans or other bunch of friends.Never to know,they might even think that your weird for having so little friends.

When you have a lover, you never know is it alright to be together with her, because you might lose another bunch of friends because you love someone.When you don't have a lover,they will point and laugh at you and asking you "why are you still single?"

When you have a private matters and its not to be expose to the public or friends and you have a last minute things to do,they will said that your always not there for them.When your with them,they never appreciate you.

When you have a crash schedule,and you cant reject both of them its time for you to stress up and panic,best way to settle this problem is to tell both of them that you have a last minute thing to do that is much more important then theirs, that's staying at home hiding from them.

It doesn't matter whether when it comes to best friend or even friends,appreciate every single one of them especially your family.Even try to appreciate your enemy, without them your life will not be as exciting as now. =)

H

Noting Better To Do...

2010-01-21T04:22:00.004+08:00

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.

Japanese Dude : There is a lot of sushi in my country.

-Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.

French Dude : There is too much love in my country.
-Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.

Mexican Dude : There is too much taco in my country.
-Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building.

American Dude : There are too much Mexicans in my country.FUDGE YOU !!

Special Dedicate YO MAMA JOKE TO MY MEMBER !!!

Lzai - Yo mamma’s so slow, she needs one year to go shopping and come back!

GouLou - Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!

Nickx - Yo mamma’s so fat, at the Christmas you don’t have to cut the pig anymore!

Marcus - Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

H - Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Lol No hard feeling guys , I had noting better to think of middle of the night and I was "YO Mama -ing " with my friend

Letter From My Heart

2010-01-21T04:01:00.002+08:00

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I've only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I've known you since the dawn of time.

I'm never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you've written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.

I could have a crappy day , but at night when I get to talk and think of you, you lift my gloomy spirits. You never makes me feel like I can have a bad day, and that is so uplifting to me.

Like I say so many times, you're my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you're really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.

Having this chance of dedication, I wish you'd find your truth happiness one day.

Your name will always be kept in my dairy. Wherever I am in life, no matter what happen, it'll never change.

Hzai

To : The one That I Love The Most

102 Things Guys need to know about girls [ With Males Respond ]

2010-01-15T16:13:00.005+08:00

Just found this post somewhere in the net,its quite funny so I'm just gonna share it.
Girls = GREEN
Guys = Orange

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
US BOYS TALK TOO. YOU CAN TURN FROM THE CUTE CATHOLIC GIRL INTO THE NYMPHO FRUITCAKE VERY QUICKLY.
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
I'M SURE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND. THEY ARE ALL DICKS.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.
BUT WE LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN OUR NEW JEANS. WHERE'S OUR COMPLIMENT?
4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.
IF WE PUNCH YOU HARD, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE US A SAMMICH.
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
DON'T BE AFRAID TO PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE. IF WE ASKED YOU OUT FOR A DINNER, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE WANT TO FUCK YOU.
6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.
EVERY MALE SHOULD GET THREE THINGS FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND - SILENCE, SAMMICH AND ANAL.
7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We GIRLS think that’s really cute and sweet.
YOU CAN'T CALL US TO SAY THAT YOU GOT HOME SAFELY?
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.
DAMN RIGHT. A MALE SHOULD JUST KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER. RIGHT? THEN HE SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, JUDGE FOR THREATENING HIM WITH JAIL, CONVICTIONS AND COMMUNITY SERVICE. THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO OPPOSES. NOW, WHO SAID WOMEN ARE PEACEFUL?
9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
THE OTHER GIRL DOESN'T NEED TO BE ASSURED EVERY THREE SECONDS AND I BET SHE DOESN'T NAG AS MUCH EITHER. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
YES, WE ARE A TREES. WE WILL NOT REACT TO ANYTHING. BEAT US SENSELESS PLEASE.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
ALRIGHT, WATCH A PORNO WITH US THEN. WE DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST LET US REENACT THE SCENES.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
YOU BETTER LET US BE A MAN INFRONT OF THE BOYS, OR ELSE.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK AT ALL IN FIRST PLACE? WE ARE TREES, REMEMBER?
14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
NOT GONNA LIE, REMIND US OR YOU WON'T GET A THING
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
SHAVE YOUR VAGINA
16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.
A MEANINGFUL PAYSLIP THAT PAID ALL THE BILLS FOR THE YEAR?
17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
DON'T SAY THERE'S ONLY BEEN ONE OTHER; WE ALWAYS FIND OUT.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.
I UNDERSTAND
19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
UNLESS SHE'S KIERA KNIGHTLY I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.
20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
AND DOING NOTHING AT ALL MAKES FOR ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE NIGHT.
21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! WE'VE HEARD ABOUT YOUR 'SEX AND THE CITY' SHOW. LYING BITCHES.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
SHE'S OUR EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR A REASON. KEEP GOING ON LIKE YOU ARE AND YOU'LL BE THE NEXT.
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
THE POINT OF US IS SENSITIVE, SO DO MORE WITH YOU MOUTH.
24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.
IF IT'S A BLUE MOON AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIGHT, YOU'RE REALLY WRONG. WE'RE STILL RIGHT.
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
"IT'S OKAY" IS THE END OF THE CONVERSATION. WE WILL FORGET ABOUT IT AFTER THEN. IF YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT SAYING SOMETHING EARLIER.
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
WE ARE HORNY BY NATURE. JUST BEND OVER AND LET IT BE.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
WE TRIM OUR TOE NAILS WITH OUR TEETH. GET OVER IT.
28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA. SHAVE YOUR LEGS. NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU THINK THE AMAZIN LOOK IS, YOUR MAN DEFINITELY HATES IT.
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
SHOW A LITTLE. WE THINK IT'S HOT.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.
YOU ARE OUR DIRTY LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL IN THE BEDROOM, SO ACT LIKE IT.
31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
YOU ARE CUTE WITH A CLEAVAGE.
32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
WE LOVE IT WHEN WE DO YOU FROM BEHIND.
33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW THE HONEST ANSWER, JUST ACCEPT 'FINE'.
34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.
MOST OF THE TIME WE FANTASIZE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. DON'T OBSESS OVER THAT.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
SORRY BABY, MY PHONE WAS DEAD.
36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
HA! YOUR WEAKNESS!
37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
OKAY, CHUBS.
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
YOU LOOK HOT IN A TIGHT MINI SKIRT. ALWAYS.
39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.
OKAY, BUILD YOUR OWN BRAND NEW BED THEN. OH, I'M TAKING THE INSTRUCTIONS TOO. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD FLIP OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE 'TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO'.
40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man enough to ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at all.
ANY DECENT WOMAN WILL SAY THAT SHE WILL BUY HER OWN DRINK AND PUT OUT REGARDLESS OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SPENT ON HER.
41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.
WHEN WE ASK FOR YOUR ADVICE IT'S ONLY BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO STARED ON A 10 MINUTE RANT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE YES OR NO ANSWERS SO THAT WE CAN ZONE OUT AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE CAN REALLY HANDLE THE PROBLEM AT HAND.
42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
IM UNIMPRESSED WITH A GIRL WHO DOESN'T KNOW COWGIRL.
43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE US A SAMMICH.
44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
YOU'RE SEXY WHEN YOU LOOK AT US OUT THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES AND PUT A TITTY IN YOUR MOUTH.
45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
MEN NEED SILENCE. SHUTUP, NOW
46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.
THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME PUT OUT 3 TIMES A DAY. CAN YOU BEAT THAT?
47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....
IF YOU'RE NOT GIVING HEAD, WE WILL START LOOKING....
48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.
TRUST US, YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW.
49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
SO IF YOU CAN'T SEE, HEAR OR READ ABOUT WHAT WE'RE DOING WE'RE IN THE CLEAR? AWESOME, I CAN LEGALLY HAVE AN AFFAIR ON MY BLIND AND DEAF GIRLFRIEND. AND HERE SHE WAS SAYING I WAS CHEATING JUST BECAUSE SHE COULD SMELL THE SEX. PFT.
50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
FOR THE RECORD, WE'D RATHER YOU BREAK UP WITH US VIA SMS FOR CHEATING RATHER THAN SABOTAGING US WHEN WE GET HOME. IT'S A LITTLE UNFAIR IF YOU ASK ME.
51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
WE CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY, NOT YOU. TRY NOT TO LET YOUR PERSONALITY RUIN IT.
52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you won’t get her.
YOU LIKE HIM? DON'T FLIRT WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUT HIM THINKING IT'S CUTE. YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT AND WE LOSE INTEREST VERY QUICKLY.
53. Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm muscles… well, it’s hot. We’ll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.
WE LIKE MUD-WRESTLING. WE WILL COME TO ALL OF YOUR MATCHES.
54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
THANK YOU IS AN ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO EVERY COMPLIMENT KNOWN TO MAN. IF THERE'S MALES OUT THERE WHO GET LEAD ON BY A 'THANK YOU' THEN THEY'RE FEMALES.
55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.
PUT OUT QUICKLY AND IT WON'T BE SUCH A LONG 'LEAD'.
56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
SURE, I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU, SO IT'LL SAY THAT I'M A ONE GIRL MAN.
57. But don't be obsessive. Major turn-off.
DON'T TALK. MAJOR TURN-OFF.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
SORRY, PHONE IS DEAD.
59. BE HONEST!
BE IN THE KITCHEN.
60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE PRETTY AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE FAT? OKAY, MA'AM - I AM A TREE.
61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.
A BUNCH OF GIRL'S ROLLING AROUND ON THE BED IN THEIR UNDERWEAR TALKING ONLY OF ME? OH, GOD, IM HARD.
62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.
WHEN WE STARE AT YOU, WE'RE STARING AT YOU - NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.
WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY OR DO WHEN YOU CRYS. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THIS WHEN WE ARE AROUND. THANKS.
64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.
WHERE DO YOU GIRLS GET THESE INFO FROM? WHY WOULD WE GO TO YOUR FRIENDS TO BITCH ABOUT YOU? WE'D OBVIOUSLY GO TO OUR BOYS.
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
SHIRT ON - LOVE YOU
SHIRT OFF - SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN YOU
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.
WE LIKE OUR SPACE. BACK THE FUCK UP.
67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
IF YOU DON'T WANT OUR TONGUE SHOVED DOWN YOUR IN THROAT WE REALLY ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER TOOL. DN'T WORRY - WE CAN USE THAT TOOL WITH YOUR CHEEKS, HAND AND FOREHEAD TOO. THEY WON'T MISS OUT.
68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
WE LIKE IN WHEN YOU'RE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX - IN THE BEDROOM, NOT ON THE STREET.
69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).
GIVE US A MASSAGE WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT. JUST DO IT.
70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL DO GIRLS GET THESE INFORMATION. THERE IS NO CHANCE THAT THE FIRST THOUGHT GOING THROUGH OUR MIND IS IF YOU HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY OR NOT.
71. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.
SURE, THAT CRACKED RIB OF OURS IS NOTHING. IF YOU REALLY WANT US TO FEEL SOMETHING JUST MAKE US WATCH A REPLAY OF IT LATER. THAT WILL HURT SOOOOO MUCH.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY THINK FOR YOUR SELF. DON'T THINK YOU NEVER HAVE TO SHOW ANY INITIATIVE.
73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.
DON'T BE THE SAME PERSON EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE'LL GET BORED AND MOVE ON.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
SORRY, PHONE DIED AGAIN.
75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE ON THE PILL OR NOT. THINGS WILL MOVE A LOT QUICKER.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
WE MIGHT SEEM TO FLIRT BACK A LOT, BUT A GUY ALWAYS ENDS UP IN BED WITH THE GIRL WHO REALLY LIKES HIM BEFORE HE GOES TO SLEEP.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
WHEN A GUY LIKES A GIRL, HE CONSCIOUSLY GIVES HER A PORNO SCENE THAT HE WANTS TO REENACT WITH HER.
78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
...AND IF IT'S NOT A SONG?
79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.
WHY WOULD WE BE THINKING ABOUT YOU IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SPORTS? THAT'S JUST OUTRAGEOUS.
80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.
DON'T ASK US TO TALK EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY. SILENCE AT THE DINNER TABLE WORKS FOR US.
81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
ONCE AGAIN, NOT MIND READERS. IF YOU WANT TO TALK, THEN TALK
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
PLAY WITH OUR BALLS/ARSE WITHOUT MAKING IT SOUND GAY.
83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…
WE GET REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU SHOW SKIN. DON'T WEAR A LOW CUT TOP AND TRACKIES TO GO WITH IT. BAD, BAD, BAD....
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.
DO YOU WANT TO PAY MY PHONE BILL?
85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
WE WON'T FEEL ANYTHING AT ANYTHING AT ALL IF WE DON'T LIKE YOU. TRY NOT TO LET IT GET TO YOU.
86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?
OKAY, SO WE MAY STILL HAVE THE FEELING OF A RAGING ERECTION AND WANT TO FUCK YOU. BETTER?
87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO....
88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND ZONE RULE?
89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.
BUT WHY WASTE THE GIRLS THAT ARE RIGHT THERE AND NOT TRYING TO HIDE?
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
PUT A TITTY IN YOUR MOUTH FROM TIME TO TIME. IT'LL MEAN THE WORLD TO US.
91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.
THE AVERAGE FEMALE MEETS 300 NEW MALES EACH YEAR. IF ALL 300 OF THESE MALES FOLLOWED THIS RULE, THEN THEY WOULD ALL END UP MAKING HER YEAR, MAKING HER AGE VERY, VERY QUICKLY - THUS CANCELING OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ONE OF THEM LIKING HER. YOUR THEORY IS FLAWED. (NUMBERS ARE APPROXIMATE, BUT YOU GET MY POINT)
92. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.
NOT ALL GAMERS ARE NERDS. SOME ARE COOL.
93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.
SOME BLOND MALES AREN'T GAY - ALL BLONDE MALES ARE.
94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
WE GIVE YOU OVER 100 CHANCES, BUT YOU BLOW THEM ALL VERY QUICKLY BY NAGGING, BEING INSECURE, DRESSING RIDICULOUSLY, NOT MAKING US A SAMMICH, NOT PUTTING OUT, BEING TOO CLINGY, ETC, ETC.
95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
MEN NEED TO GO OUT TO THE PUB WITH THE BOYS. IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT CHEAT.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
WE GUYS GIVE YOU GIRLS A RATING OUT OF 10 :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.
OKAY, YOU KEEP NAWWING AT THE SITUATION, BUT IT MAY SUCK FOR YOU IF A PRETTY BLOND WALKS PASS.
98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.
IF A MALE GETS HARD WHEN YOU'RE NEAR, IT USUALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING. YOU HAVE ONE GOOD LOOKING BEST FRIEND.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
MEN DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR BREASTS. THAT'S A MYTH.....NEVER.
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.
IF A GUY REALLY LIKES YOU, JUST SEEING THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND THAT HE PROMISED NOT TO SHOW ANYONE WILL DEFINITELY MAKE HIS DAY.
101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN DARLING.
102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
YES, WHEN YOU PLAY THE GUILT TRIP ON US WE'LL BE SILENT AND GO ALONG. DON'T TAKE THIS FOR GRANTED, BECAUSE WE'RE SECRETLY IMAGINING STABBING YOU IN THE EYE.

H

i miss you all. =(

2010-01-13T08:42:00.005+08:00

This is the third day of my work.
I feel lonely.
I need you guys.
I need all your love.
I wanna touch your faces.
Anyways im just bored, dead bored.
fml fml fml fml rofl!!
!@#@#@$@$*@^$*)&$)
dim sum this sat or anything lar just wanna see you all this sat
i know you guys cant live without me
*sings* YOU CANT LIVEEEEEE~~~ IF LIVING IS WITHOUT ME YOU CANT LIVE~~~
YOU CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!!

-Goulou-

URGENT !!!

2010-01-03T14:55:00.002+08:00

WANTED !!!

???? !!!

I was looking for this [Pretties girl on the earth] a.k.a KELVIN YAP !!! *if you guys view our older post you should know about this*
Guys....She has been disappear for a years....I guess she went back to the MOON with MOON GUY...I really miss her alot...As you all know I'm not a normal human being...Im a half demi god...So if you guys can bring her come to see me...I can make your wish come true....please contact me if you found her[Pretties girl on the earth]
012-2465403....Guys remember once I asnwer your call...Please tell me the *code* first...and the *code* is SOHAI !!!!! BYE BYE !! *redo it at least 3times* I will be call you back in a minute....If you guys did not receive my call in a minute please try to call it again..=p

-Lzai-

MacamMacamAda's Member

2010-01-03T07:38:00.012+08:00

So many post have past...and yet nobody know who we are =D
So let me re-introduce all the member again...

Left dude with glasses and cibet face:-
Name:Nickx
Duty in blog: Stone and write something stupid that no body bother to read *Wink*

Left dude with pink shirt and brown hair:-
Name:Lzai
Duty in blog: Emo and write something emo-ish~

Middle dude showing peace V(*-*)V:-
Name:Ken Ken Mmm~
Duty in blog: Act cute and never post anything on blog due to English problems

Right dude that is trying to kill someone:-
Name:H(me) =D
Duty in blog: Talk cock Blow cock Emo cock,He does everything =D

Right dude with white shirt:-
Name:Marcus a.k.a H4yat3
Duty in blog: Spot Shemale and post on my blog...I don't know why he like shemale so much..ask him

Middle dude almost being killed by me:-
Name:Gou lou
Duty in blog: Write stupid things and talk about Ken Ken's Life and he only talks about Sex and Fights (Y)
They are my good brothers and We love each other like chili and raw egg with some lime~(Y)

But today I feel like talking bad about them here...
So lets start from Nickx, He is a professional in "Kiam Siap-Ness"(stingy) because I can bet that other then his father,there is no one that I've seen is as "Kiam Siap" as him.Do you readers out there have brothers or sisters(friends) as close as us ? I guess everyone have good friends,Do you guys ever ask back for a 10sen from your good friends? 10sen !! ==" ohh noo...

Now lets talk about Lzai , He .......... yea ..... Dotz dotz dotz .... He seldom talks,but he got better at talking about life and cock's right after he came back from Sabah ~He like forcing people to tell him about his attitude because no body can give him the answer he wants...

Jeng Jeng Jeng...Now the time have come talking about KenKen who loves to ask people how handsome and cute he is compare to who ever he can think of,he is a guy who cant live without girls...he have 10 girlfriend at once ~ woohoo ~ awesome , imagine every week or even 2 - 3 days I can see a different girl's face =="

And now !! about Marcus,noting much to talk about him...he is not as "kiam siap" as Nickx, Not as Emo as Lzai , not as Desprate as Ken Ken , Not as Handsome as Me =) , Not as tall as Gou lou ,
Neh...I only know, he is a good loving guy =D very social-able dude with cute hamster face(quote by G and Bianca )

Talking about Gou lou...Tall dude with fish lips and never ending sex stories with a cute attitude,what can I say? Tall dude fish lips and never ending sex stories ==" this sentence point outs everything about him ...So I guess I don't know how to describe him anymore....

Here is Gou lou with his Kitty T-shirt, Lzai and Brenda in Butterfly shirt,She thinks she can fly.
Lets talk about Brenda,since Gou lou's description is so short, That day Gou lou almost got heart attack talking on phone with Brenda,Here is the conversation

Goulou: *Calling Brenda*
Brenda: *Picks up* Hello?
Goulou: Hello! Brenda Arr !! Gou Lou Arr ~
Brenda: Har?
Goulou: Gou lou Arr...
Brenda: Har?
Goulou: Im Gou lou ARR!!
Brenda: Im not Gou lou la...
Goulou: Mahai..Im Gou lou la !!
Brenda: Oh ... bye bye
Goulou: Ngor dou mei gong yea ==" (I haven't even say what I wanna say yet)

Stress having bunch of friends like that...some times you will have the 10 years without sleep and 7days without a job with the fucked up stress face with a ciggy hanging in your mouth...

Tell me ...who will never stress when you have friends like that (Gou Lou) When you open your eyes right after your sleep and saw him doing this pose in front of you.

Introducing the Miss.Potato(left)and Malao Jingz(right)I dint know Monkey and Potato have so much incomment that they can talk alot and laugh at their self for no reason I guess....LOL !!! I cant stop laughing at this Potato ....Shitazzz....oh yea ~ talking about this Malao Jingz...her name is G ! as I mention she is the one who name Marcus , Hamster ! pity Marcus ~

This picture is dedicated to those students who is starting school tomorrow,Dont be sad...school is a nice place , you all can eat the shitty food in the canteen and wear the shitty school uniforms and let me laugh when I see you by the roadside ~

Ohhhhh~~ Dont Emo la Kidz....Ahahaha...Gou lou will pray for you all for those who is in school.

Gou Lou : Oh Jusus,Jusus why must you torture kids like that in school jusus?why are you giving them shitty food from the canteen and shitty uniform with a fugly name tag on it to let them suffer in school,Jusus ~ I love what your doing now...Amen~

-H-

Mike...you have a girlfriend who loves you alot....

2009-12-22T05:41:00.005+08:00

A Love Letter For Mike...How I wish to have this letter...Mike I'm so jealous !!!! >=O ~

-H-

The so called imba mofo.

2009-12-21T13:18:00.003+08:00

Dear all,

Today i going to follow what u all said about nickx. He memang sohai.

He say go iplay never call me, his excuse no car , no car cannot call? i summore waiting him for the subang plan. FUCK HIM the end.

Marcus

Guess it mean and don't say it out

2009-12-21T06:28:00.017+08:00

[13]14[1]9[9]5[6]1[11]6[7]14[12]15[2]12[5]5[3]15[10]12[8]7[4]22[14]7

-Lzai-

<3

2009-12-20T21:47:00.001+08:00

The hardest thing to do in this world is to see someone you love,love someone else....

-H-

Letter for Santa

2009-12-20T05:57:00.022+08:00

To: Santa

Santa...since I was born until now I never request so much from you...All I want is happiness...but since I met this girl...I started to have this feeling that I can be more happy...Santa...for years you have gave me happiness...and I want you to continue give me this feeling...all I want for Christmas this year is her...I want to be happier...I want to tell that her that I LOVE YOU Can you hear it ?

Angel Fong

LOVE

-Lzai-

down down down. GL is down.

2009-12-19T19:57:00.004+08:00

Stars will cry the blackest tears tonight,
and there will be no more light,
our tunnel to a place of happiness,
end right in the middle of our journey,
meaningless and gone,
all the pain and agony deep down inside of me
slowly killing me like a uncurable sickness,
all i need is your love,
all i need is you.
sorry for being so emo

-Goulou-

Christmas is coming

2009-12-18T20:10:00.006+08:00

To:Santa

"Santa...I wish that I could have this girl to be with me so that I can love her,I don't wanna secretly missing her every single night anymore...Santa...Please make her heart available for me...Let me be the one holding her hands in public telling the whole world that she is mine...Santa, I'm a greedy person...but I don't wan your cookies....I just want her for my Christmas....I have been a Good Boy for 3 days =D..."

Love

-H-

Introduction

2009-12-17T10:27:00.005+08:00

since i am just a new member of this talk cock blog, i just warm up only. :)

Did you know that all guys have a retard list?

Its to show people all the retarded things you have done so far in your life.

Take mine & marcus lists for example :

Drove at 80km/h on a fucking rainy day & crashed
Did a U-turn on the highway from the 3rd lane to the opposite 3rd lane. :)
Travelled the whole of Serdang for fucks.
Almost banged a police car while driving in the wrong direction.
kidnapped a cat. (dog next=gou lou :D)
played Naruto for 4 hours straight.
poured cum down gou lou's ass while he was sleeping. shh.

so far i can only rmb these few retarded moments. imba~

Nickx

Hou lan sexy shemale.

2009-12-17T06:15:00.005+08:00

I and Kenneth passby Jln alor, we saw a sexy shemale in red. HOU LAN HOT OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end. (not that shemale).

Marcus XD

Its Like Orgasm!(DEDICATED TO KENNETH)

2009-12-13T21:32:00.005+08:00

Hi people!
today we'll talk about sex.
i know i know you guys are shy and might be thinking right now
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FELLA AND WHY IS IT ABOUT SEX?!
well look in the mirror and think about it
who doesnt wanna have sex?
unless you're impotent or in easy terms you are not able to.
LOL.... so today we have Dr Kenneth here
who will be sharing his experience on his sex life with tau gei muisss.
whatever that starts from this line is from Dr Kenneth
In my opinion to find easy sex tau gei muis are the easiest.
all u have to do is drive a myvi with nightrider lights and blast some music then thats it boys!
i know you guys must be curious what does a car have to do with sex
well i dunno why too but hey i already had sex with FUCKING ALOT of tau gei muis!
so if you guys need any advice in tau gei muis
heres my number 0163365716
you can call me kenn kenn mmm~~~~
just another random post ( AND YOUNG GIRLS BE AWARE OF A BLACK MYVI WITH NIGHTRIDER LIGHTS!!!)

-Gou Lou-

F&F

2009-12-12T18:45:00.004+08:00

Japaneses Des Ka?

すき焼き良いです... ...彼らは美味しいです... ...しかし私のズボンを脱ぐしてください、私のピーナッツを呼び出す...そしてレイプを私逆さまあなたのお母さんお願い...トイレにアヒルのように私の母見て...

満月が好きな私の赤ちゃん、あなたを知ることは美しい、まだ私の心で、私はちょうど傾斜に戻る場合は引き続き下落傾向を最も美しい女の子が見える。

Watashi dont know what am I bullshitting about Des....so dont ask me des neh...But if you understand please do translate by the chatbox next to this post....LOL

-H-

Emo

2009-12-10T06:27:00.004+08:00

You Know What?

You Know What ?? I wanted to see you so badly...
How badly?? As bad as this...

Yea...This is how badly I wanted to see you...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted to be with you too...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted everything to be...
Yea...This is how badly I torture my doll too...

-H-

Talk C0ck

2009-12-08T19:33:00.007+08:00

Talk C0ck

Do you understand the meaning of talk cock?
let us eleberate for you.=)
talk cock in cantonese is "gong lan wa "
in malay is "cakap kotek"
in tamil is "aparam paitiam"
ahhh what you know?
anyways the main meaning of talk cock is unexplainable but there are examples
let me show you one
Ah beng: ay mahai what to do le damn lan sien ahhh
Ah lok: errr i know!
Ah beng: what what?
Ah lok: DA FEI GEI!!
that is beyond godlike talk cock

-GouLou-

Every moments with you guys i felt happy...

2009-12-07T17:19:00.016+08:00

Brothers and Babe

Every moments We had been through,

Every jokes We've made,

It will never be erase,

Sometimes my attitude or the way i talking to you guys may hurt your feeling,

I'm sorry about that,

Because that's me(Ah Lok) what to do,

Hahaha...

So please forgive me guys =),

I really appreciated the moment with you guys,

I love you guys,<3

Especially to all my Brother and Babe !!!,

You know who you are,

HAHA ,

=),

-Lzai-

CRAZY ME

2009-12-02T21:57:00.003+08:00

Harry Leh?

Brothers and sistassss ^^" sorry been missing so long without partying with you guys .... where have i been its not the matter ...lolx....but not to worry..you will get back the old crazy drinking harry!!! ngek ngek ngek...miss those days drunk with out all by the roadside ... actually the fun thing is me looking at you guys drunk...HAHAHAHA...anyway...im single ==" dont ask me when am i in a relationship...lolx...i dont know too...hahaha...but the days im missing ...for few months i wasnt in a relation until the last few months...aiks....anyway..dont miss me bros...and sis..lolx I will be back to K.L to join you guys again...

Remember our quote...Drunk is 24hours...lolx...FUK ~~ IT~~ MAN ~~

-Hz-

Sorry ?

2009-11-28T11:30:00.003+08:00

What I Use To Do

I'm wasting my time,I got nothing to do,I'm hanging around,I'm waiting for you,But nothing ever happens.I use to tell other others,Im not ready for another because I still have you in my heart,But not now,It Ends Tonight...You dont have to report what you did to me anymore,because I cant take it,I cant bear hearing what I dont like you doing,But I cant do anything because I dont belong with you anymore.

Hey World,this is for everyone include me...Why is people talking about others behind their back?But do you ever realise what you said actually links to what you did too?For example~

Wou Wou:Hey,do you know she is so fake?

2009-05-08T00:18:00.006+08:00

Just gona update abit...As you all know..Lok has started a topic call "日日有吃神"
Only 1 post was made...and it was a success.Dont you readers think so??
Currently Lok is not around to post this topic...so i tried to take over his place...
I just start eating every time the food are serve ....so i failed to do his job.

BUT !!!! Some one did help me on this topic...and here it is...

Is the Maggi Mee... It taste like heaven.
The only place where you can eat this is...when ur out on a trip with me in a mamak store =D.

Here is a question for the day.

What do you feel about this blog?

Answer must be post in the chat box --->
All readers must give at least 1 answer.

My answer: So far so good,My blog is looking sexy ~

-Hz-

Update ?!?! Nah !!

2009-05-07T03:06:00.010+08:00

Helo sexy readers~~ thx for those comment u all left beind on the chat box...=D

Since today is a full moon day(I think so) I will talk about Terminator 4.

Last week while I was driving around Sri Petaling,I saw a "Terminator Wanna Be" guy doing his terminator moves alone...so I just pass by him with a weird stare..Then I found a parking and park there...and I get down from my car.After I lock my car...I saw 2 more idiot doing their Terminator Moves...@@ so total is 3 now...

I just felt like there is something wrong when I was walking to a Mamak Store...Like something is going to happen...something bad...my eyes are twitching too...Bad signal...When I was ordering my food,I felt the wind blowing towards me...It was chilling and it gives me the creep.

I saw 4 Terminator's Army walking in the mamak with style...They even walk in slow motion .=D I was like WTF !?!? "Hou Lan Yeng Arr!!!"

*Ahem* As I was saying, This 4 Terminator dude sits beside my table with steady and stif pose.
Even the Mamak dude was like =O.

Time pass every minutes and seconds...Those Terminator dude did not move at all...and they are remaining in their cool poses...When my Maggi Curry Soup came...I started eatting...and they are still not moving...

After some time...one of the dude moves his hand...I was so suprise that one of them move...and Im curious that what he is going to do,It end up the guy with red shirt just wanna dig his nose...I stare at them for a very long time (5 minutes) after my meal.

My mind was like..F&*@ it...When I tried to raise my hand...suddenly I felt someone was catching it...my exprestion was like WTF?!?!(again)
Then all of them moves to my table...I almost peed in my pants that moment...and one of them started to talk to me..the first word he said was...."Do you think we're cool? scary? or retard?"

I wanted to answer *Retard* but I was scared...so I answerd *Cool*...
They respond with a smile and started talking about their sunglasses. =="
Fucked Up Salesman !!!!

Hey but the sunglasses are cool mate...they have build in MP3 with it...If anyone is intrested can contact me...xD They are quite cheap too... Limited Stock only...

-Hz-

no talk cock?

2009-03-11T02:58:00.014+08:00

Talk C0ck Cafe'

Hey .... do you really think every thing in Talk C0ck Cafe is full of bullshits??? Haha....not really...this time Im going to show you...Talk C0ck Cafe dont only bullshit...but all thing picture is from "The Star"

So...many of you might ask this question...Is this true...?? Because this is Talk C0ck Cafe...the place where we bullshit around...
No doubt...this is a true story...how can "The Star" give us fake news ?? rite??

Oh yea...We just found out that our Duckman !!! is working for WWE .... He is "TheUndertaker.."

Wow...we plan to hunt him down...but..WTF ?!? he is "The Undertaker"!!!
Ah Lok...maybe if you see this post..you can hunt him down man...

And the last thing for today is....

Wait !!!

For !!!!

IT !!!!!

Lol...Wtf...Thx for supporting Talk C0ck Cafe'
Leave a comment by the chat box...=)

-Hz-

talk c0ck sesion

2009-03-08T06:39:00.008+08:00

Hey guys and girls out there...Have you spotted the Duckman yet??We are still on a run of catching this villain..This is the lates update...Here is Duckman without his costume....
[This is a classic picture]

Ok...this is another thing that all of you guys and girls have to becareful of...mostly guys...
Here is how it gose...Hitz.FM is having an event...and to win...you have to find the Hitz.FM Fugitive in the public...ask anyone with this question.."Are you the Hitz.FM Fugitive???"if your lucky you might win up to RM100k....so I though why not give is a shot...is no harm asking ...so I started with my MSN first...this is my first and last person to ask...
[Enlarge it to get a better view..]

This is like...Hey !! WTF man...Im a dude...and ur a dude...I dont do Dicks...

There is like f@#$ing lots of news now a days...so damn happening...Here are few steps of things that you all need to do to get update...

1.Walk or Drive to your nearest 7-11...
2.Get out RM1.30 from wallet or pocket..or somwhere else
3.Go get a "The Star" newspaper..throw it at the counter..and ask "B for Berapa"(repeat 3x)
4.Then pay him...

Thats all...Very simple rite??

Todays lesson is...beware of gays...F^%$!!!

-Hz-

Valentine Special 2

2009-03-03T00:02:00.013+08:00

Valentine Special 2

He has made a final decision , He has invited the girl to his house to celebrate his birthday on his birthday party...The boy though of suprising her with something special in his birthday...So,now every one of his invited friends has reach... but not the girl...he felt very down...and very emo...but he knows that anyhow the party have to go on... so he continue waitting and waitting and waitting for the arrival of his dream girl...but still there is no sgin of her...Now, is the time to cut the cake..at this moment all the guest is singing the birthday song to him....and he just hopes that the one singing the birthday song for him is his dream girl...So here comes the wish making time...He close his eyes and wish that the girl is infront of him and wish that she will be his girlfriend soon...and he also wish for a bigger penis(Added)...While he open his eyes...the first thing he saw is a pair of Boobs...and he look further and saw his dream girl !!! Wow...so he tought that the 1st wish came true...so he tought maybe the 2nd wish will come true too...so he quickly go under the table and grab his suprise flower and knee down infront of her and ask " Will You Be My Girl Friend?" while holding a bunch of flowers in his hand...

The girl was so touch and she agree immediately ... So while he was dating with her the 2nd day...suddenly... something pops up of his mind...*my 1st and 2nd wish came true...Will my 3rd wish come true to impress her????*
Months and months has pass...and their relationship is still perfect...and he keeps thinking that when will his 3rd wish come true...Finally...one day he realise that his penis got bigger...and he planning to impress her with pleasure that day...so he send her a short massage and said *Baby Chin Chin...tonight..my house...at 8 * * Winks* ...
Not long later...while he is preparing for a sweet romantic and horny surrounding ... the phone rang...^Xi suo suo Xi suo suo ~~Wut Wut^ and he pick up...her first word was..."lets break up..I have no feel with you anymore...lets not meet up anymore"*hang up* * dududu...*..he cant even say a single word...he felt so emo that time... he nearly killed him self that day...but he knows that dying for a girl is not worth it ...so he went to a pub and ordered a 7 Terquilla...he kept drinking and drinking and drinking...until he gets drunk...while he was floting home...he say his ex-girlfriend and DUCKMAN !!! hugging,kissing and holding hands together near the pub..He got so mad and turn GREEN !!! and shouted " GRRRRR IMA DA HULK !!! " he ran to Duckman and give Duckman a Green punch ~~Duckman did not fight back...and responed with his Invisibility skill...( shuk chun ) and grab his girlfriend's arm and ran off...he felt so emo and turn human again...he was so !@#% pissed off , he went back to the club and get a bottle of vodka and drank it just like this... THE WHOLE BOTTLE ?!?!?! Finally he got so drunk and fall at the middle of the road...

A drunk driver was speeding and did not notice him and....(imgagine your self)
And now we pray in the memories of "HIM" that he died on 25/12/85 ...Amen...

The End

-Lokzai-
-Harryzai-

Valentine Special

2009-02-28T05:32:00.008+08:00

Valentine Special

Valentine has pass...but there is still other Valentine day.. for example today...is Moonlight Valentine day... and yesterday was Chicken's Valantine day... tomorrow is Zues's Valentine day...
So,we are going to talk about a Valentine story on this Moonlight Valentine Day =)
This story is very romantic and touching ..it is about a boy who show us the meaning of true love...

Once upon a time , there was a student who always get bullied...every time he pass by in the canteen he will be bullied by a bunch of his students...even a student younger then him bullied him...what a pity...and one day , there is a new student who is a girl which is also his classmate...and she dosent know this boy well...One day...while he was buying food and get push by a student...that dosent admit he did...so this new girl saw that this boy is getting bullied and she quickly run to the Big bully and scold him...and she help him up...As time pass... they get closer and closer...and finally this boy feel that he has fall in love with this heroic girl...so he start to think alot...and he finally decided to date her...his first idea is to impress her with his coolness...So, one day he went to a student name Sher-Lok a.k.a Siu Loong Bao and try to bully him ... and he got " Ta Pau " and he is lucky that the girl was not there to see how he got " Ta Pau " ... So he continue running his plan , and his second plan is to do something...and so on and so on... he tried many time and fail ...she dosent seem to be impress at all...So one day he just went to her with a bunch of flower and ask her to be his girlfriend...and she rejected him...He felt very unsatisfied and he kept trying and trying and trying ... till now...So far he has tried about...365 times ?? I guess , I lost count on that...And finally one day, He has ......

To Be Continue....

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

osama's son

2009-02-27T03:58:00.007+08:00

Osama's Son Scandal

One day while I was surfing the internet....I saw something very intresting...so i will share it with you all...

I can not believe it that Osama's Son is a Sunsilk model....he helps sunsilk do to advertisment ..and also James Bond 2 in 1 model...is really unbeliveable...

See the differents? and I also found out the story about him,from some blog call ... www.talkc0ckcafe.blogspot.com ...

Heres how the story gose :-

One day..while he was walking by the street...the Moon Guy pass by him and stoped him...and then...tell him that his hair is terrible...so the Moon Guy introduce him to use the product name "Sunsilk" so he listen to the Moon Guy and bought a bottle of Sunsilk shampoo...after using it,he felt very refreshing and the feel of virgin hair is back....so he went to show off his virgin hair at Taman Desa...suddenly a woman saw his beautiful virgin hair and start going towards him...she asked him to help her advertise a product name Rejoyce... but he refuse..because he felt sorry that he is not advertising for the right product...so he recommand the old women that he wants to advertise for Sunsilk...and the woman told him that she is under JamesBond and she ask him if he agrees that he advertise for 2 in 1 advertisment...and he accept the deal with just a snap of his finger...The next day he went to the company and take photos...He have to pose like JamesBond and show his virgin hair...Not long later , this advertisement come out and alot of reportes ask him whats the secret to get this silky,shiny and beutiful hair?? He just answer with a word...Sunsilk and giving his famouse JamesBond pose ... The thing is... no body knows that he is drunk while taking this picture...This advertisment has been ban after a few month because...alot of people die of laughing ... and some pretty girls got jelouse of his virgin hair...they went commite suicide...what a waste....Thats how this story ends...

*P/S* for those pretty girls who is jelouse of his hair, please dont commite suicide ...call me..dont watse your life dying..is no point...is better to wastes your life with me...I can make your life more exciting ... xD

-LokZai-

What not to do

2009-02-25T20:31:00.004+08:00

What Not To Do In a Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on.
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

-HarryZai-

Wanted

2009-02-23T19:07:00.009+08:00

Attention Human Being Out There !!! We have spoted that DuckMan is not a super hero !!! He is a villain...He like to teach kids how to smoke !!!

And teach wife how to kill thier husband !!!

( look at the hand...there is a metal chain )

Beware of DUCKMAN !!! for some people out there who dont know how he look like..heres a photo of him

His Data :-
Name: Duckman
Height:Between 165-175
Weight:80kg++
Superpower: Invisible & Hiding "Suk Chun Skill''
Specialpower: Fart !!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Smelly & loud )
Hobbies: "Suk Chun"
Fav.Weapon:"Suk Chun"
Always:"Suk Chun"

Easy Disscription for DuckMan !!! SUK CHUN !!!

Once you caught him...Call 012-9191132 [ Mr.Harry ] or 012-3149191 [ Mr.Lok ]
we will give reward as much as RM 1k...

Its Not Fake !!...Those are just stickers...

Remember to support us by just dropping us comments at the chat box...

=) thx for supporting

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

Yat Yat Yao Sek Shen

2009-02-22T04:02:00.006+08:00

"日日有吃神"[ Read In Cantonese ]

Today we went out to eat...so we tough of introducing all of you to...Afyar Maju Mamak store [ Locate behind Blitz Zone/Restoran Oversea ] In Sri Petaling...

Introducing... the legendary food of The God Of Moon~~

We were too late to snap this photo...A flying dragon fly pass and ate it...

It was a ...Maggi mee goreng with a telur mata kerbau...=)
And some Teh O Ice Limau....

Those street dogs drank my T.O.I.L....Dont blame me...

So Sorry todays picture is a failer...we hope next time we will have a dragon hunting aid kit...and some dog killer equipment... so we can take those picture with foods on those plate..

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

Talk C0ck

2009-02-21T18:35:00.007+08:00

Now im going to introduce myself...since Harry just did...

Name:LokZai
Nick name:Siu Loong Bao
Age:Old Enought to buy cigarettes
Height:Above 1cm
Fav.Place to Hang Around:The World
Fav.Animal:Dragon
Fav.Food:Siu Loong Bao
Fav.Brand:Collection of any BRA's Brand
Fav.Movie:
Fav.Drinks:T.O.A [ Teh O Ice ]
Fav.Sport:Do The Ah - Ah

Lets get deeper into my life and lifestyle...lets begain

I'm not a normal human being...im a half demi god...my dad[Marcus a.k.a The Moon Guy]is a god of moon and my mum [ Kelvin Yap a.k.a The Pretties girl on earth] is a normal girl...so lets start the story =) ....Once upon a time ...there lives a pretty girl in Cheras...(my mom) one day she went to a book shop name HQ bookshop to get a job...[ I dint know how it went in the bookshop , but my mom get the job anyhow] so... the next day... she woke up at 5am...then she gets ready to go to work...her working time is 11am...she woke up so early because her house is far far away from the working place...so she walks and walks and walks and walks...until she reach the working place...it takes her 5hour to get to the shop...At the first day of work... she is very serious and hardworking...just the first day of work...she works till she forgot what time isit...[ 12am ] so she quickly pack up..and rush home...when she was rushing home...and its so dark...the moon is covered by clouds... and she got lost....she keep runing ... and runing...and runing...and now she know that she is totally lost...so she knee down and cry...she keep crying...and crying...and crying... until she wakes the God Of Moon ...the god of moon gets really angry and came to earth...the first thing he reaches earth...he shouted " WHO THE !@#$ IS CRYING LIKE A PUSSY " and my mom turn her head...and see a guy...she doest know that he is a God... and she quickly run to him...and hug him...she quickly told the guy how she is lost...
the guy[ Moon Guy ] just keep staring at her... and keep quite...[ which means he fall in love with her with just the first sight ] The moon guy kept his identity to get close to the girl and brings her to a very beautiful and romantic looking lake...they seat down beside the lake and start talking to each other.... [ Heres the chatting of my mom and dad ]

MoonGuy:Where are you staying??
PrettyGirl:I live in Cheras.
MoonGuy:Oh...That is far away from here...[Lying]

PrettyGirl: OWH !!! Im scare*Hug him *

MoonGuy:*Blush*Dont worry.. I will try to bring you home *showing GG face*[lying]

So they walk together and try searching the place call Cheras...The stupid DuDu Girl [ my mom ] thinks that the guy is a good guy...DuDu Betul...so...at last... the moon guy told her that...he is lost too...and requested that she goes to his house to overnight and continue finding the place tomorrow morning....so The Moon Guy bring her to a house which no body stays there and claim is his house...so when they are sleeping they do pillow talking...[hahaha]they talk and talk and talk...and finally they fall in love with each other and that same night ... they did something which is 18sx ....The second morning...after she wakes up...she sees him standing at the door smoking...[ she thinks is very man ] so she went and hug him...and confess that she love him so much and wanna be with him together forever.....and ever...and the guy too.. confess to her that he is the God Of The Moon...she dint mind.. and still love her that much...and they get married at the moon...and stay there forever...

After about a 80years later...my mom give birth to me when she was 100 years old,so she pass away...and I never see her before in my life...and my dad only show me this picture of her...

Now me and my dad have been living in the moon for about 300 million years...and I came to earth to work..when I was 15 years old...and we live Happily Ever After..The End

Thx for viewing...Please leave some comment if you guys love about it...I will continue writing more stories for you all...

Thx you all ... now you all will get to know me better..Next time I will be introducing more about me to you all...=)

-LokZai-

Coming Soon !!!

2009-02-21T00:32:00.007+08:00

"Yat Yat Yao Sek Sheng" Coming Soon !!!!

Harry and me Lok would like to recommand you all what is nice and what is not around K.L

We will be traveling around K.L to search for delicious food and introduce to all of you...
So all readers please be patiens about this Title...thx for all support.

-LokZai-

Talk c0ck...

2009-02-20T23:25:00.005+08:00

Today im going to introduce my self...so..pay attention on my biodata guys =)

Name:Harry
Nick name:Harry with a nick name
Age:Old enough to watch porn
Height:Tall Enough to call you a shortie
Hobby: Talk Cock
Fav.Place To Hang Around: Place that is high enough to hang my self around....
Fav.Animals: My Piglet name Harry
Fav.Food: My left over food
Fav.Brand:Renoma
Fav.Movie: Not Harry Potter
Fav.Drinks:Anything&Whatever
Fav.Sports:Dancing Cha-Cha

Time to get deeper to know more about my life style..heres an interview with my self...

Harry:Hey bro...do you have pets at home???

Me:Yes,indeed...I have a pheonix at home...her name is Alice...

Harry:Intresting...whats your most unforgetable day???

Me:Let me see...I think is the day I met you....

Harry:Ok...Do you have a girlfriend???

Me:No...but I have a Wife...

Harry:Do you mind sharing with us your wife's picture ???

Me: Sure Why Not ???

Harry:Wow!! She is gorgeous...

Me: You think so???

Harry: Yes...

Me: You can keep her if you like...

Harry: No!! Nononnono...

Me: Why??

Harry: I dont like breaking someone's relationship..you know..~~

Me: But I dont mind....

Harry:Okok... Lets get on with our conversation...ok??What do you think about your wife???

Me:Same thought as you I guess...coz im you...

Harry:I see...That Makes Sences...

Me:Anymore Question???

Harry:I Dont think so...ok lets end todays conversation till here...Thx Harry

Me:Your Welcome....

Thx for viewing my biodata...hahaha give some comment what you think about me at the chat bar next to this post... =)

-HarryZai-

Fe Shui

2009-02-20T06:00:00.006+08:00

ok ! starting to "fe shui"....Everyday 3of us always look at the same moon...WE never see the sunlight for 2months liao...And I forgotten how the sun look like....is it round ? like the moon ? is it bright ? lik the moon ? Long Long Time Ago My Mother told me about the " The Ten Moon" You guys hear before ? This is a very very very very very very long long long long time ago de story.....Now I will tell you all about the story ....... One day.....There was a guy passing by the desert with NINE HOLY ARROW....and then the story so long ago liao I also forget jor...ok lah that is the end jor...Now I tell you all about " The MooMoo Cow" that jump over the moon this story started in year 1881....The date is....25/12/81...Christmas Day...The MooMoo Cow jump over the moon and bang SANTA CLAUS....that why now a days Christmas is just prying for SANTA'S DEATH in year 1881....That why you never see SANTA CLAUS now a days....And lets start with the legendary "MOONCAKE"....Long long time ago...People says there is a lady living in the moon...Thats why the "MOONCAKE" taste delicious....But that is not the truth....There is people living in the moon...but is not a lady...is a very very "wat dat" man staying there and people still says that "MOONCAKE" is delicious...ok now starting with another story with "Yut Gong Gong"(Moonlightshine)....This story was started at a place call TAMAN DESA....One days there is a person who look like the MAN who live in the moon....He argue with the Ah Neh at the mamak stall name " Shiauya"....Now the story is starting....The Moon Guy order "kuey teow goreng" and then the Ah Neh serve him what he wants but the plate of thing look like a MOONCAKE and he is @#$%^ boring with those mooncake....he is eating it everyday that why he order "kuey teow goreng"for today....Now he is very mad...he did something to the Ah Neh(Yut Gong Gong)..And the word "Yut Gong Gong" means (18sx under 18years old are not allow to know about it)....BUT if you REALLY wanna know what it mean you can ask me privately...Thats the story for today "THE END"....PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENT ABOUT MY STORY....

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-