Mike...you have a girlfriend who loves you alot....

A Love Letter For Mike...How I wish to have this letter...Mike I'm so jealous !!!! >=O ~

-H-

The so called imba mofo.

Dear all,

Today i going to follow what u all said about nickx. He memang sohai.

He say go iplay never call me, his excuse no car , no car cannot call? i summore waiting him for the subang plan. FUCK HIM the end.

Marcus

Guess it mean and don't say it out

[13]14[1]9[9]5[6]1[11]6[7]14[12]15[2]12[5]5[3]15[10]12[8]7[4]22[14]7

-Lzai-

<3

The hardest thing to do in this world is to see someone you love,love someone else....




-H-

Letter for Santa

To: Santa

Santa...since I was born until now I never request so much from you...All I want is happiness...but since I met this girl...I started to have this feeling that I can be more happy...Santa...for years you have gave me happiness...and I want you to continue give me this feeling...all I want for Christmas this year is her...I want to be happier...I want to tell that her that I LOVE YOU Can you hear it ?

Angel Fong

LOVE

-Lzai-

down down down. GL is down.

Stars will cry the blackest tears tonight,
and there will be no more light,
our tunnel to a place of happiness,
end right in the middle of our journey,
meaningless and gone,
all the pain and agony deep down inside of me
slowly killing me like a uncurable sickness,
all i need is your love,
all i need is you.
sorry for being so emo

-Goulou-

Christmas is coming

To:Santa

"Santa...I wish that I could have this girl to be with me so that I can love her,I don't wanna secretly missing her every single night anymore...Santa...Please make her heart available for me...Let me be the one holding her hands in public telling the whole world that she is mine...Santa, I'm a greedy person...but I don't wan your cookies....I just want her for my Christmas....I have been a Good Boy for 3 days =D..."

Love

-H-

Introduction

since i am just a new member of this talk cock blog, i just warm up only. :)

Did you know that all guys have a retard list?

Its to show people all the retarded things you have done so far in your life.

Take mine & marcus lists for example :

1. Drove at 80km/h on a fucking rainy day & crashed
2. Did a U-turn on the highway from the 3rd lane to the opposite 3rd lane. :)
3. Travelled the whole of Serdang for fucks.
4. Almost banged a police car while driving in the wrong direction.
5. kidnapped a cat. (dog next=gou lou :D)
6. played Naruto for 4 hours straight.
7. poured cum down gou lou's ass while he was sleeping. shh.

so far i can only rmb these few retarded moments. imba~

Nickx

Hou lan sexy shemale.

I and Kenneth passby Jln alor, we saw a sexy shemale in red. HOU LAN HOT OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end. (not that shemale).

Marcus XD

Its Like Orgasm!(DEDICATED TO KENNETH)

Hi people!
today we'll talk about sex.
i know i know you guys are shy and might be thinking right now
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FELLA AND WHY IS IT ABOUT SEX?!
well look in the mirror and think about it
who doesnt wanna have sex?
unless you're impotent or in easy terms you are not able to.
LOL.... so today we have Dr Kenneth here
who will be sharing his experience on his sex life with tau gei muisss.
whatever that starts from this line is from Dr Kenneth
In my opinion to find easy sex tau gei muis are the easiest.
all u have to do is drive a myvi with nightrider lights and blast some music then thats it boys!
i know you guys must be curious what does a car have to do with sex
well i dunno why too but hey i already had sex with FUCKING ALOT of tau gei muis!
so if you guys need any advice in tau gei muis
heres my number 0163365716
you can call me kenn kenn mmm~~~~
just another random post ( AND YOUNG GIRLS BE AWARE OF A BLACK MYVI WITH NIGHTRIDER LIGHTS!!!)


-Gou Lou-

F&F

Japaneses Des Ka?

すき焼き良いです... ...彼らは美味しいです... ...しかし私のズボンを脱ぐしてください、私のピーナッツを呼び出す...そしてレイプを私逆さまあなたのお母さんお願い...トイレにアヒルのように私の母見て...

満月が好きな私の赤ちゃん、あなたを知ることは美しい、まだ私の心で、私はちょうど傾斜に戻る場合は引き続き下落傾向を最も美しい女の子が見える。

Watashi dont know what am I bullshitting about Des....so dont ask me des neh...But if you understand please do translate by the chatbox next to this post....LOL

-H-

Emo

You Know What?

You Know What ?? I wanted to see you so badly...
How badly?? As bad as this...



Yea...This is how badly I wanted to see you...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted to be with you too...
Yea...This is how badly I wanted everything to be...
Yea...This is how badly I torture my doll too...



-H-

Talk C0ck

Talk C0ck


Do you understand the meaning of talk cock?
let us eleberate for you.=)
talk cock in cantonese is "gong lan wa "
in malay is "cakap kotek"
in tamil is "aparam paitiam"
ahhh what you know?
anyways the main meaning of talk cock is unexplainable but there are examples
let me show you one
Ah beng: ay mahai what to do le damn lan sien ahhh
Ah lok: errr i know!
Ah beng: what what?
Ah lok: DA FEI GEI!!
that is beyond godlike talk cock

-GouLou-

Every moments with you guys i felt happy...

Brothers and Babe

Every moments We had been through,

Every jokes We've made,

It will never be erase,

Sometimes my attitude or the way i talking to you guys may hurt your feeling,

I'm sorry about that,

Because that's me(Ah Lok) what to do,

Hahaha...

So please forgive me guys =),

I really appreciated the moment with you guys,

I love you guys,<3

Especially to all my Brother and Babe !!!,

You know who you are,

HAHA ,

=),

-Lzai-

CRAZY ME

Harry Leh?

Brothers and sistassss ^^" sorry been missing so long without partying with you guys .... where have i been its not the matter ...lolx....but not to worry..you will get back the old crazy drinking harry!!! ngek ngek ngek...miss those days drunk with out all by the roadside ... actually the fun thing is me looking at you guys drunk...HAHAHAHA...anyway...im single ==" dont ask me when am i in a relationship...lolx...i dont know too...hahaha...but the days im missing ...for few months i wasnt in a relation until the last few months...aiks....anyway..dont miss me bros...and sis..lolx I will be back to K.L to join you guys again...

Remember our quote...Drunk is 24hours...lolx...FUK ~~ IT~~ MAN ~~

-Hz-

Sorry ?

What I Use To Do


I'm wasting my time,I got nothing to do,I'm hanging around,I'm waiting for you,But nothing ever happens.I use to tell other others,Im not ready for another because I still have you in my heart,But not now,It Ends Tonight...You dont have to report what you did to me anymore,because I cant take it,I cant bear hearing what I dont like you doing,But I cant do anything because I dont belong with you anymore.

Hey World,this is for everyone include me...Why is people talking about others behind their back?But do you ever realise what you said actually links to what you did too?For example~

Wou Wou:Hey,do you know she is so fake?

Meow Meow:Yea...so Freaking ~

Do you ever wonder that your "FAKER" then who ever your talking about?Maybe you dint noticed,But im here to tell you to realise what are we actually doing.

Everything Ends Tonight...=)

-Hz-

Love Story

Love Story
(Base on true story)

Once upon a time,there was a lovely couple who live their life with happiness,(mm sik lam) the guy and (hou sek hui) the girl.The meaning of the guy name is "Don't know how to think" and the meaning for the girl name is "Very love him".They have been dating for a quite number of month,and they still love each other so much.This story starts from the day where they break up.

After that time,mm sik lam was very unhappy and he went out to enjoy just to over come his sadness.End up he meet a girl which he thinks is hot.Then they exchange contact and start contacting each other.After few week,when he tough of this new girl,and he tough that he can let go the past.Then he continue contact with the girl.So he went out for a date,talk to her,joke and laugh,and he tough that he quite like this girl.Then when he wanna approach to her,he stop and he couldn't speak because he realise that when he was with hou sek hui,there is more happiness then being with this girl.He was stressed out,and he don't what to do.

Days later,he went to see his friends who are psychologist.Their name are Dr.Big and Dr.Small.
Mm sik lam asked for opinion from both doctor.He asked"What should I do ? Should I give up on this girl? Why am I so confuse about this ?" When I wanna approach to her,I couldn't continue my sentence?Then the doctor said,"who do you think you love the most? If you choose to be with the new girl,then go for it but do not regret.You couldn't speak when you wanted to approach to her is it because you still love hou sek hui?"So Mm sik lam went home and think twice what the doctors said.

The next day,he went back to his friend Dr.B and Dr.S.He told the doctor that he really still love hou sek hui,and maybe that's the reason why he couldn't talk to the girl.He cried and said that he regret treating hou sek hui so bad,and letting her off his side.Dr.B take out his phone and ask him to date hou sek hui out and tell her about it.Mm sik lam doesn't have the guts to call her at first,but the end he did it.Unfortunately Dr.B have an urgent call,and he took back his phone in a rush while they were speaking half way.

After a few days,he called the doctors for tea.Surprisingly the doctor saw him and hou sek hui walking towards them.They were having a lot of fun talking and joking,then Dr.S saw mm sek lam was like very depress.


To be continued...


-Lzai-

Talk cock cafe ??

1 More Chance ?

1 Mistake I Did,
More Then 1 Time I Repeat it,
Letting Her Down More Then 1 Time,
Do I Deserve Another Chance ?

I'm Sincerely Sorry.
<3

Not everything in this blog is fake..

"日日有吃神"

"日日有吃神"

Shabu-shabu... this picture should be uploaded way long time ago ==..
My pc broke down so...




5 brothers Having Dinner and our special guest is Carmen !! [ Marcus one of our brother cant attend this dinner]

=D anymore special guest ?? l.o.l

日日有吃神

"日日有吃神"

LOL....another topic of "日日有吃神" with us...
Guess what we have today in our menu list?

Give it a guess =)




This is the brother picture taken from the last few post of 日日有吃神 with the steamboat ....


I dont feel like putting this blog name to a TalkC0ckCafe' anymore...because I dont know how to talk cock =="

Readers please give some suggestion for a new blog name...

日日有吃神??



-Hz-

日日有吃神

"日日有吃神"

Back once again with this little small topic ....


Today is our brother dinner day...so we went to shabu-shabu...in Puchong !!
This shop is located infront of a dustbin and its near I.O.I mall...
Who wanna join us for brother dinner day? Just tell here .... and we will give u a call when we go to this awesome shabu-shabu dinner again...












Wanna know the location ? Ask us more ...


-Hz-

Fuyoh ~~

http://sakura-ro.game-server.cc

Any one out there is a gaming freak? Join This Game Now !!!

You dont have to be a gaming freak to join too...just download it and have fun...

pass your time here then wasting it in your toilet..

Example ?!?!


-Hz-'s Photo



-Hz-'s Photo



Wanna play together ??




FAQ-

Q:Where do I download this game?
A:Ask me only if ur intrested.(Title)

Q:Isit Fun !?
A:Duh?!

Q:What is the gain/profit that I will get?
A:Noting just a past time thing to do other then spending time in toilets


More Question ?
Ask by the Chat Box >>

-Lz-

日日有吃神

"日日有吃神"

Steamboat...Another after meal picture

P/S Lok.. when you wan to post ==?


-Hz-

Not Free...

No Title

Last post I said something about Lok is M.I.A ... I did give some hint on that question...
I said Lok went back to the moon...All you have to add in is just..." Lok went back to the moon to visit his father " if you all read about Lok's Introduce post you all for sure to know "WHY"

I think im too rusty for this Cafe' I cant talk cock no more...but my grandma can...
Here are some few examples of Profesional + Senior Cocking

Me:Yoh...I dont feel like eating rice today
Grandma:Dont eat rice arr? you know when we were young we have no rice to eat arr.(Talk Cock)

Me:Proton Cars arr??
Grandma:When we were young arr we dont have proton cars also la...( ==" )

Me:* Listening to music with high volume *
Grandma: Listen song arr?? when we were young we dont have song to listen arr...

Me:*Sleeping with my aircond on*
Grandma:*slap my face*
Me:*Wakes up* W.T.F ?!?!
Grandma: Sleeping with aircond arr??when we were young we dont have aircond arr..Fan also dont have...

Me:*Watching TV*
Grandma: Watch TV arr?? When we were young...Our Tv is the toilet bowl...

Me:*Going for hair cut*
Grandma: Hair cut arr?? why pay people to cut your hair arr?? Your grandmama is a professional hair stylist arr..I cut for you..
Me:==" Oooh...
Grandma: Gao Dim arr...
Me: ....


So now you know...Who is the Professional Talk c0cker ....

-Hz-

Where is Lok ??

WHERE IS LOK ???

Title says it all...many of you will wonder "Where is lok??" Why suddenly M.I.A ? ( Missing In Action ) ...

Answer:

A.He died
B.He quit this job
C.He went M.I.A
D.He lost in a big shopping complex
E.He drop down in a toilet bowl
F.He ditch this blog for something better
G.He lost inside his own pocket


Here's the story about Lok went M.I.A.

He ...... went ..... back....to......













































The




















































Moon


Here's a picture for you and me to remember him...
In the memories of Lok...Amen



-Hz-

日日有吃神

Just gona update abit...As you all know..Lok has started a topic call "日日有吃神"
Only 1 post was made...and it was a success.Dont you readers think so??
Currently Lok is not around to post this topic...so i tried to take over his place...
I just start eating every time the food are serve ....so i failed to do his job.

BUT !!!! Some one did help me on this topic...and here it is...



Is the Maggi Mee... It taste like heaven.
The only place where you can eat this is...when ur out on a trip with me in a mamak store =D.

Here is a question for the day.

What do you feel about this blog?

Answer must be post in the chat box --->
All readers must give at least 1 answer.

My answer: So far so good,My blog is looking sexy ~




-Hz-

Update ?!?! Nah !!

Helo sexy readers~~ thx for those comment u all left beind on the chat box...=D

Since today is a full moon day(I think so) I will talk about Terminator 4.

Last week while I was driving around Sri Petaling,I saw a "Terminator Wanna Be" guy doing his terminator moves alone...so I just pass by him with a weird stare..Then I found a parking and park there...and I get down from my car.After I lock my car...I saw 2 more idiot doing their Terminator Moves...@@ so total is 3 now...

I just felt like there is something wrong when I was walking to a Mamak Store...Like something is going to happen...something bad...my eyes are twitching too...Bad signal...When I was ordering my food,I felt the wind blowing towards me...It was chilling and it gives me the creep.

I saw 4 Terminator's Army walking in the mamak with style...They even walk in slow motion .=D I was like WTF !?!? "Hou Lan Yeng Arr!!!"

*Ahem* As I was saying, This 4 Terminator dude sits beside my table with steady and stif pose.
Even the Mamak dude was like =O.

Time pass every minutes and seconds...Those Terminator dude did not move at all...and they are remaining in their cool poses...When my Maggi Curry Soup came...I started eatting...and they are still not moving...

After some time...one of the dude moves his hand...I was so suprise that one of them move...and Im curious that what he is going to do,It end up the guy with red shirt just wanna dig his nose...I stare at them for a very long time (5 minutes) after my meal.

My mind was like..F&*@ it...When I tried to raise my hand...suddenly I felt someone was catching it...my exprestion was like WTF?!?!(again)
Then all of them moves to my table...I almost peed in my pants that moment...and one of them started to talk to me..the first word he said was...."Do you think we're cool? scary? or retard?"

I wanted to answer *Retard* but I was scared...so I answerd *Cool*...
They respond with a smile and started talking about their sunglasses. =="
Fucked Up Salesman !!!!

Hey but the sunglasses are cool mate...they have build in MP3 with it...If anyone is intrested can contact me...xD They are quite cheap too... Limited Stock only...



-Hz-

no talk cock?

Talk C0ck Cafe'

Hey .... do you really think every thing in Talk C0ck Cafe is full of bullshits??? Haha....not really...this time Im going to show you...Talk C0ck Cafe dont only bullshit...but all thing picture is from "The Star"





















So...many of you might ask this question...Is this true...?? Because this is Talk C0ck Cafe...the place where we bullshit around...
No doubt...this is a true story...how can "The Star" give us fake news ?? rite??

Oh yea...We just found out that our Duckman !!! is working for WWE .... He is "TheUndertaker.."

Wow...we plan to hunt him down...but..WTF ?!? he is "The Undertaker"!!!
Ah Lok...maybe if you see this post..you can hunt him down man...

And the last thing for today is....












Wait !!!













For !!!!

















IT !!!!!































































































Lol...Wtf...Thx for supporting Talk C0ck Cafe'
Leave a comment by the chat box...=)


-Hz-

talk c0ck sesion

Hey guys and girls out there...Have you spotted the Duckman yet??We are still on a run of catching this villain..This is the lates update...Here is Duckman without his costume....
[This is a classic picture]

Ok...this is another thing that all of you guys and girls have to becareful of...mostly guys...
Here is how it gose...Hitz.FM is having an event...and to win...you have to find the Hitz.FM Fugitive in the public...ask anyone with this question.."Are you the Hitz.FM Fugitive???"if your lucky you might win up to RM100k....so I though why not give is a shot...is no harm asking ...so I started with my MSN first...this is my first and last person to ask...
[Enlarge it to get a better view..]



This is like...Hey !! WTF man...Im a dude...and ur a dude...I dont do Dicks...

There is like f@#$ing lots of news now a days...so damn happening...Here are few steps of things that you all need to do to get update...

1.Walk or Drive to your nearest 7-11...
2.Get out RM1.30 from wallet or pocket..or somwhere else
3.Go get a "The Star" newspaper..throw it at the counter..and ask "B for Berapa"(repeat 3x)
4.Then pay him...

Thats all...Very simple rite??

Todays lesson is...beware of gays...F^%$!!!


-Hz-

Valentine Special 2

Valentine Special 2

He has made a final decision , He has invited the girl to his house to celebrate his birthday on his birthday party...The boy though of suprising her with something special in his birthday...So,now every one of his invited friends has reach... but not the girl...he felt very down...and very emo...but he knows that anyhow the party have to go on... so he continue waitting and waitting and waitting for the arrival of his dream girl...but still there is no sgin of her...Now, is the time to cut the cake..at this moment all the guest is singing the birthday song to him....and he just hopes that the one singing the birthday song for him is his dream girl...So here comes the wish making time...He close his eyes and wish that the girl is infront of him and wish that she will be his girlfriend soon...and he also wish for a bigger penis(Added)...While he open his eyes...the first thing he saw is a pair of Boobs...and he look further and saw his dream girl !!! Wow...so he tought that the 1st wish came true...so he tought maybe the 2nd wish will come true too...so he quickly go under the table and grab his suprise flower and knee down infront of her and ask " Will You Be My Girl Friend?" while holding a bunch of flowers in his hand...

The girl was so touch and she agree immediately ... So while he was dating with her the 2nd day...suddenly... something pops up of his mind...*my 1st and 2nd wish came true...Will my 3rd wish come true to impress her????*
Months and months has pass...and their relationship is still perfect...and he keeps thinking that when will his 3rd wish come true...Finally...one day he realise that his penis got bigger...and he planning to impress her with pleasure that day...so he send her a short massage and said *Baby Chin Chin...tonight..my house...at 8 * * Winks* ...
Not long later...while he is preparing for a sweet romantic and horny surrounding ... the phone rang...^Xi suo suo Xi suo suo ~~Wut Wut^ and he pick up...her first word was..."lets break up..I have no feel with you anymore...lets not meet up anymore"*hang up* * dududu...*..he cant even say a single word...he felt so emo that time... he nearly killed him self that day...but he knows that dying for a girl is not worth it ...so he went to a pub and ordered a 7 Terquilla...he kept drinking and drinking and drinking...until he gets drunk...while he was floting home...he say his ex-girlfriend and DUCKMAN !!! hugging,kissing and holding hands together near the pub..He got so mad and turn GREEN !!! and shouted " GRRRRR IMA DA HULK !!! " he ran to Duckman and give Duckman a Green punch ~~Duckman did not fight back...and responed with his Invisibility skill...( shuk chun ) and grab his girlfriend's arm and ran off...he felt so emo and turn human again...he was so !@#% pissed off , he went back to the club and get a bottle of vodka and drank it just like this... THE WHOLE BOTTLE ?!?!?! Finally he got so drunk and fall at the middle of the road...

A drunk driver was speeding and did not notice him and....(imgagine your self)
And now we pray in the memories of "HIM" that he died on 25/12/85 ...Amen...

The End

-Lokzai-
-Harryzai-