Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Did Not Study ??

Did Not Study?

Did not study for your Finals/Exams? No Worries...Most Important thing is that you Fail your Exam in a Happy Way =) Let me teach you how ~ (Do it if only you plan/know that you wanted/will fail your exam)

1. Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Harry, Harry, I've got the secret documents!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring cheerleaders and cheer in class.

4. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

5. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

6. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

7. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

8. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

9. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

10. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

11. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks you why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

12. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

13. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

14. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the London Bridge is Falling Down.

15. One word: Wrestlemania.

16. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

17. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

18. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so.".

Hope you can smile after reading this...Felt that your not really happy lately...=)


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Niickx Recent Scandal

Latest Scandal

Recently, we caught Mr.Nickiix with our special spies and photographers. We seem to think that he is dating Mr.Bean's Mona Lisa Drawing Character (Taken from Mr.Bean the movie 2 ).
In this picture u can see that nickx is having a big big erection after having contact with the female lumps. In the Diagram u can see how erected his dick is , after enjoying a D cup. Although nickx is disguising himself, we sti
ll know it is him after seeing his rotten tits. Amen.

From his last action appeal of Osama's Child i would like to show you the previous disguise from NickX :

Let The Picture Do the Talking ~

Inspector Marcus and Hzai.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

I Finally Found It !!!! Ngek Ngek ~

  1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
  2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
  3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
  4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

  6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  7. Meow occasionally.
  8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
  10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

  11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
  12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
  13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
  14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
  15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

  16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
  17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
  18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
  19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
  20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

  21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
  23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
  24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
  25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

  26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
  28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
  29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
  30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

  31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
  32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
  33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
  34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
  35. Tell people that you can see their aura.

  36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  37. Shave.
  38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

  41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  43. Leave a box between the doors.
  44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
  45. Start a sing-along.

  46. One word: Flatulence!
  47. Do Tai Chi exercises
  48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
  49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

  51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  52. Bring a chair along.
  53. Lean against the button panel.
  54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
  55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

It All Started With a ....

It All Started With A....

To A...

Then A...

Follow With A....

Finally With A...

After With A....

Ends With A....

♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Funny Story


Not sure whether you all heard about this funny story before but I'll just share =)

I got to thinking about my "FIRST" time,
Well, my first time with a condom anyway! I was 16 or 17. and had

visited the drug store to buy a package of condoms.

There was a beautiful older woman behind the counter, and she could see
that I was new at it, probably cause my face was red.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one, and I
honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Apparently I

still looked confused cause she looked all around the store. It was empty.
She said, "Just a minute." walked to the door, and locked it. -
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, and asked, "Do these
excite you?"

I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head affirmatively.
She told me, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,I could no
longer hold back and bang, I was done in a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.


Friday, July 30, 2010

Oh No !!!


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Vote the Cuteesssss picture you think =)


Tuesday, July 27, 2010


This is how I rock my life everyday now without you...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Hero Of The Future


When there is a Villain...there is always a hero.There is this super evil villain that destroys villages farm.Its the pumpkin monster !! He eat up all their vegetables and such their corn trees dry.It can fly and its orange in colour,Ugly face and make of dry grass with horse poop sticking on it ><" deeeaaammmd...But who cares,Imma city boy Im not staying in a village or something.I bet it wont hunt me during the night or suck my corn dry. =P
Legend says...Nah...its actually tradition,Where there are villain there is always a hero to fuck them up.True? So now lets driscribe about our hero of the day....The Watermelon Boy which he can shoot watermelon seeds at enemy and makes make stop doing bad things with his innocent cute look.


Thursday, July 15, 2010

Chocolate brought us together...


She ask why were there only 77 pieces of Ferrero Rocher?

Because there was 99 of it...the other 19 was given to you when met,

There are 3 more awaiting for me to be given out to you once more,

And the last 3 is the last 3 words I wanted to say to you.

Why only 99?

Because every 99 of love a new history will begin to a better level.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Update =)

Been so long I've never update here...because I've been very busy lately...noting much...just wanna share a picture with you guys =)