Valentine Special

Valentine Special

Valentine has pass...but there is still other Valentine day.. for example today...is Moonlight Valentine day... and yesterday was Chicken's Valantine day... tomorrow is Zues's Valentine day...
So,we are going to talk about a Valentine story on this Moonlight Valentine Day =)
This story is very romantic and touching ..it is about a boy who show us the meaning of true love...

Once upon a time , there was a student who always get bullied...every time he pass by in the canteen he will be bullied by a bunch of his students...even a student younger then him bullied him...what a pity...and one day , there is a new student who is a girl which is also his classmate...and she dosent know this boy well...One day...while he was buying food and get push by a student...that dosent admit he did...so this new girl saw that this boy is getting bullied and she quickly run to the Big bully and scold him...and she help him up...As time pass... they get closer and closer...and finally this boy feel that he has fall in love with this heroic girl...so he start to think alot...and he finally decided to date her...his first idea is to impress her with his coolness...So, one day he went to a student name Sher-Lok a.k.a Siu Loong Bao and try to bully him ... and he got " Ta Pau " and he is lucky that the girl was not there to see how he got " Ta Pau " ... So he continue running his plan , and his second plan is to do something...and so on and so on... he tried many time and fail ...she dosent seem to be impress at all...So one day he just went to her with a bunch of flower and ask her to be his girlfriend...and she rejected him...He felt very unsatisfied and he kept trying and trying and trying ... till now...So far he has tried about...365 times ?? I guess , I lost count on that...And finally one day, He has ......

To Be Continue....

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

osama's son

Osama's Son Scandal

One day while I was surfing the internet....I saw something very intresting...so i will share it with you all...

I can not believe it that Osama's Son is a Sunsilk model....he helps sunsilk do to advertisment ..and also James Bond 2 in 1 model...is really unbeliveable...

See the differents? and I also found out the story about him,from some blog call ... www.talkc0ckcafe.blogspot.com ...

Heres how the story gose :-

One day..while he was walking by the street...the Moon Guy pass by him and stoped him...and then...tell him that his hair is terrible...so the Moon Guy introduce him to use the product name "Sunsilk" so he listen to the Moon Guy and bought a bottle of Sunsilk shampoo...after using it,he felt very refreshing and the feel of virgin hair is back....so he went to show off his virgin hair at Taman Desa...suddenly a woman saw his beautiful virgin hair and start going towards him...she asked him to help her advertise a product name Rejoyce... but he refuse..because he felt sorry that he is not advertising for the right product...so he recommand the old women that he wants to advertise for Sunsilk...and the woman told him that she is under JamesBond and she ask him if he agrees that he advertise for 2 in 1 advertisment...and he accept the deal with just a snap of his finger...The next day he went to the company and take photos...He have to pose like JamesBond and show his virgin hair...Not long later , this advertisement come out and alot of reportes ask him whats the secret to get this silky,shiny and beutiful hair?? He just answer with a word...Sunsilk and giving his famouse JamesBond pose ... The thing is... no body knows that he is drunk while taking this picture...This advertisment has been ban after a few month because...alot of people die of laughing ... and some pretty girls got jelouse of his virgin hair...they went commite suicide...what a waste....Thats how this story ends...

*P/S* for those pretty girls who is jelouse of his hair, please dont commite suicide ...call me..dont watse your life dying..is no point...is better to wastes your life with me...I can make your life more exciting ... xD

-LokZai-

What not to do

What Not To Do In a Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on.
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


-HarryZai-

Wanted

Attention Human Being Out There !!! We have spoted that DuckMan is not a super hero !!! He is a villain...He like to teach kids how to smoke !!!


And teach wife how to kill thier husband !!!


( look at the hand...there is a metal chain )

Beware of DUCKMAN !!! for some people out there who dont know how he look like..heres a photo of him

His Data :-
Name: Duckman
Height:Between 165-175
Weight:80kg++
Superpower: Invisible & Hiding "Suk Chun Skill''
Specialpower: Fart !!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Smelly & loud )
Hobbies: "Suk Chun"
Fav.Weapon:"Suk Chun"
Always:"Suk Chun"

Easy Disscription for DuckMan !!! SUK CHUN !!!

Once you caught him...Call 012-9191132 [ Mr.Harry ] or 012-3149191 [ Mr.Lok ]
we will give reward as much as RM 1k...

Its Not Fake !!...Those are just stickers...



Remember to support us by just dropping us comments at the chat box...

=) thx for supporting

-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

Yat Yat Yao Sek Shen

"日日有吃神"[ Read In Cantonese ]

Today we went out to eat...so we tough of introducing all of you to...Afyar Maju Mamak store [ Locate behind Blitz Zone/Restoran Oversea ] In Sri Petaling...

Introducing... the legendary food of The God Of Moon~~

We were too late to snap this photo...A flying dragon fly pass and ate it...

It was a ...Maggi mee goreng with a telur mata kerbau...=)
And some Teh O Ice Limau....

Those street dogs drank my T.O.I.L....Dont blame me...

So Sorry todays picture is a failer...we hope next time we will have a dragon hunting aid kit...and some dog killer equipment... so we can take those picture with foods on those plate..


-LokZai-
-HarryZai-

Talk C0ck

Now im going to introduce myself...since Harry just did...

Name:LokZai
Nick name:Siu Loong Bao
Age:Old Enought to buy cigarettes
Height:Above 1cm
Fav.Place to Hang Around:The World
Fav.Animal:Dragon
Fav.Food:Siu Loong Bao
Fav.Brand:Collection of any BRA's Brand
Fav.Movie:
Fav.Drinks:T.O.A [ Teh O Ice ]
Fav.Sport:Do The Ah - Ah


Lets get deeper into my life and lifestyle...lets begain

I'm not a normal human being...im a half demi god...my dad[Marcus a.k.a The Moon Guy]is a god of moon and my mum [ Kelvin Yap a.k.a The Pretties girl on earth] is a normal girl...so lets start the story =) ....Once upon a time ...there lives a pretty girl in Cheras...(my mom) one day she went to a book shop name HQ bookshop to get a job...[ I dint know how it went in the bookshop , but my mom get the job anyhow] so... the next day... she woke up at 5am...then she gets ready to go to work...her working time is 11am...she woke up so early because her house is far far away from the working place...so she walks and walks and walks and walks...until she reach the working place...it takes her 5hour to get to the shop...At the first day of work... she is very serious and hardworking...just the first day of work...she works till she forgot what time isit...[ 12am ] so she quickly pack up..and rush home...when she was rushing home...and its so dark...the moon is covered by clouds... and she got lost....she keep runing ... and runing...and runing...and now she know that she is totally lost...so she knee down and cry...she keep crying...and crying...and crying... until she wakes the God Of Moon ...the god of moon gets really angry and came to earth...the first thing he reaches earth...he shouted " WHO THE !@#$ IS CRYING LIKE A PUSSY " and my mom turn her head...and see a guy...she doest know that he is a God... and she quickly run to him...and hug him...she quickly told the guy how she is lost...
the guy[ Moon Guy ] just keep staring at her... and keep quite...[ which means he fall in love with her with just the first sight ] The moon guy kept his identity to get close to the girl and brings her to a very beautiful and romantic looking lake...they seat down beside the lake and start talking to each other.... [ Heres the chatting of my mom and dad ]

MoonGuy:Where are you staying??
PrettyGirl:I live in Cheras.
MoonGuy:Oh...That is far away from here...[Lying]

PrettyGirl: OWH !!! Im scare*Hug him *

MoonGuy:*Blush*Dont worry.. I will try to bring you home *showing GG face*[lying]

So they walk together and try searching the place call Cheras...The stupid DuDu Girl [ my mom ] thinks that the guy is a good guy...DuDu Betul...so...at last... the moon guy told her that...he is lost too...and requested that she goes to his house to overnight and continue finding the place tomorrow morning....so The Moon Guy bring her to a house which no body stays there and claim is his house...so when they are sleeping they do pillow talking...[hahaha]they talk and talk and talk...and finally they fall in love with each other and that same night ... they did something which is 18sx ....The second morning...after she wakes up...she sees him standing at the door smoking...[ she thinks is very man ] so she went and hug him...and confess that she love him so much and wanna be with him together forever.....and ever...and the guy too.. confess to her that he is the God Of The Moon...she dint mind.. and still love her that much...and they get married at the moon...and stay there forever...

After about a 80years later...my mom give birth to me when she was 100 years old,so she pass away...and I never see her before in my life...and my dad only show me this picture of her...

Now me and my dad have been living in the moon for about 300 million years...and I came to earth to work..when I was 15 years old...and we live Happily Ever After..The End

Thx for viewing...Please leave some comment if you guys love about it...I will continue writing more stories for you all...

Thx you all ... now you all will get to know me better..Next time I will be introducing more about me to you all...=)


-LokZai-

Coming Soon !!!

"Yat Yat Yao Sek Sheng" Coming Soon !!!!

Harry and me Lok would like to recommand you all what is nice and what is not around K.L

We will be traveling around K.L to search for delicious food and introduce to all of you...
So all readers please be patiens about this Title...thx for all support.

-LokZai-

Talk c0ck...

Today im going to introduce my self...so..pay attention on my biodata guys =)

Name:Harry
Nick name:Harry with a nick name
Age:Old enough to watch porn
Height:Tall Enough to call you a shortie
Hobby: Talk Cock
Fav.Place To Hang Around: Place that is high enough to hang my self around....
Fav.Animals: My Piglet name Harry
Fav.Food: My left over food
Fav.Brand:Renoma
Fav.Movie: Not Harry Potter
Fav.Drinks:Anything&Whatever
Fav.Sports:Dancing Cha-Cha

Time to get deeper to know more about my life style..heres an interview with my self...

Harry:Hey bro...do you have pets at home???

Me:Yes,indeed...I have a pheonix at home...her name is Alice...

Harry:Intresting...whats your most unforgetable day???

Me:Let me see...I think is the day I met you....

Harry:Ok...Do you have a girlfriend???

Me:No...but I have a Wife...

Harry:Do you mind sharing with us your wife's picture ???

Me: Sure Why Not ???

Harry:Wow!! She is gorgeous...

Me: You think so???

Harry: Yes...


Me: You can keep her if you like...

Harry: No!! Nononnono...

Me: Why??

Harry: I dont like breaking someone's relationship..you know..~~

Me: But I dont mind....

Harry:Okok... Lets get on with our conversation...ok??What do you think about your wife???

Me:Same thought as you I guess...coz im you...

Harry:I see...That Makes Sences...

Me:Anymore Question???

Harry:I Dont think so...ok lets end todays conversation till here...Thx Harry

Me:Your Welcome....




Thx for viewing my biodata...hahaha give some comment what you think about me at the chat bar next to this post... =)



-HarryZai-

Fe Shui

ok ! starting to "fe shui"....Everyday 3of us always look at the same moon...WE never see the sunlight for 2months liao...And I forgotten how the sun look like....is it round ? like the moon ? is it bright ? lik the moon ? Long Long Time Ago My Mother told me about the " The Ten Moon" You guys hear before ? This is a very very very very very very long long long long time ago de story.....Now I will tell you all about the story ....... One day.....There was a guy passing by the desert with NINE HOLY ARROW....and then the story so long ago liao I also forget jor...ok lah that is the end jor...Now I tell you all about " The MooMoo Cow" that jump over the moon this story started in year 1881....The date is....25/12/81...Christmas Day...The MooMoo Cow jump over the moon and bang SANTA CLAUS....that why now a days Christmas is just prying for SANTA'S DEATH in year 1881....That why you never see SANTA CLAUS now a days....And lets start with the legendary "MOONCAKE"....Long long time ago...People says there is a lady living in the moon...Thats why the "MOONCAKE" taste delicious....But that is not the truth....There is people living in the moon...but is not a lady...is a very very "wat dat" man staying there and people still says that "MOONCAKE" is delicious...ok now starting with another story with "Yut Gong Gong"(Moonlightshine)....This story was started at a place call TAMAN DESA....One days there is a person who look like the MAN who live in the moon....He argue with the Ah Neh at the mamak stall name " Shiauya"....Now the story is starting....The Moon Guy order "kuey teow goreng" and then the Ah Neh serve him what he wants but the plate of thing look like a MOONCAKE and he is @#$%^ boring with those mooncake....he is eating it everyday that why he order "kuey teow goreng"for today....Now he is very mad...he did something to the Ah Neh(Yut Gong Gong)..And the word "Yut Gong Gong" means (18sx under 18years old are not allow to know about it)....BUT if you REALLY wanna know what it mean you can ask me privately...Thats the story for today "THE END"....PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENT ABOUT MY STORY....





-LokZai-
-HarryZai-