R.I.P Nick. ( Bao kong)

Recently a tragic event has occured.

One of our brothers sacrificed himself in a tragic fight.

Nick Wong.... R.I.P

don''t worry he's not dead he just got bao kong-ed (translation pecah kepala)

He thought he could solo the world against five Indian dudes.

although he did call for back up but GL was working,H was sleeping, Marcus was working also and the others were MIA so i decided to go with Danyal A.k.a i am a chinese ! and Jackee

the moment nick met them he was full of spirit and he was ready to go on a rampage.

the fight started and when he was about to throw a punch he got back stabbed.

he got wacked on the head with a motorcycle helmet and a steering lock.

but he was still strong he stood up and said come back here u bastards!

anways nick is still alive and finally he lost his bao kong virginity and he is one step closer into becoming a real man. ROFL you know i love you nick if you could have waited longer then the ones that would have bao kong was them xoxo nick!

-GL-

Human

Being a human is not easy,when you have too many friends you wont have time for the others.I always wanted to share all my time with all my friends,but I just cant be in 4 or 5 places at once.If i could I will do it.I have to either lie to others that I'm not free to be with the other,Or either I choose to stay at home and not do anything.

When you have too little friends you will have time to accompany all your friends,but your friends wont have time for you,because they have their own plans or other bunch of friends.Never to know,they might even think that your weird for having so little friends.

When you have a lover, you never know is it alright to be together with her, because you might lose another bunch of friends because you love someone.When you don't have a lover,they will point and laugh at you and asking you "why are you still single?"

When you have a private matters and its not to be expose to the public or friends and you have a last minute things to do,they will said that your always not there for them.When your with them,they never appreciate you.

When you have a crash schedule,and you cant reject both of them its time for you to stress up and panic,best way to settle this problem is to tell both of them that you have a last minute thing to do that is much more important then theirs, that's staying at home hiding from them.

It doesn't matter whether when it comes to best friend or even friends,appreciate every single one of them especially your family.Even try to appreciate your enemy, without them your life will not be as exciting as now. =)


H

Noting Better To Do...

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.

Japanese Dude : There is a lot of sushi in my country.

-Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.

French Dude : There is too much love in my country.
-Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.

Mexican Dude : There is too much taco in my country.
-Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building.

American Dude : There are too much Mexicans in my country.FUDGE YOU !!

Special Dedicate YO MAMA JOKE TO MY MEMBER !!!

Lzai - Yo mamma’s so slow, she needs one year to go shopping and come back!

GouLou - Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!

Nickx - Yo mamma’s so fat, at the Christmas you don’t have to cut the pig anymore!

Marcus - Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

H - Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Lol No hard feeling guys , I had noting better to think of middle of the night and I was "YO Mama -ing " with my friend

H

Letter From My Heart

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I've only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I've known you since the dawn of time.

I'm never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you've written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.

I could have a crappy day , but at night when I get to talk and think of you, you lift my gloomy spirits. You never makes me feel like I can have a bad day, and that is so uplifting to me.

Like I say so many times, you're my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you're really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.

Having this chance of dedication, I wish you'd find your truth happiness one day.

Your name will always be kept in my dairy. Wherever I am in life, no matter what happen, it'll never change.

Hzai

To : The one That I Love The Most

102 Things Guys need to know about girls [ With Males Respond ]

Just found this post somewhere in the net,its quite funny so I'm just gonna share it.
Girls = GREEN
Guys = Orange

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
US BOYS TALK TOO. YOU CAN TURN FROM THE CUTE CATHOLIC GIRL INTO THE NYMPHO FRUITCAKE VERY QUICKLY.
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
I'M SURE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND. THEY ARE ALL DICKS.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.
BUT WE LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN OUR NEW JEANS. WHERE'S OUR COMPLIMENT?
4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.
IF WE PUNCH YOU HARD, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE US A SAMMICH.
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
DON'T BE AFRAID TO PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE. IF WE ASKED YOU OUT FOR A DINNER, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE WANT TO FUCK YOU.
6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.
EVERY MALE SHOULD GET THREE THINGS FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND - SILENCE, SAMMICH AND ANAL.
7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We GIRLS think that’s really cute and sweet.
YOU CAN'T CALL US TO SAY THAT YOU GOT HOME SAFELY?
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.
DAMN RIGHT. A MALE SHOULD JUST KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER. RIGHT? THEN HE SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, JUDGE FOR THREATENING HIM WITH JAIL, CONVICTIONS AND COMMUNITY SERVICE. THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO OPPOSES. NOW, WHO SAID WOMEN ARE PEACEFUL?
9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
THE OTHER GIRL DOESN'T NEED TO BE ASSURED EVERY THREE SECONDS AND I BET SHE DOESN'T NAG AS MUCH EITHER. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
YES, WE ARE A TREES. WE WILL NOT REACT TO ANYTHING. BEAT US SENSELESS PLEASE.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
ALRIGHT, WATCH A PORNO WITH US THEN. WE DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST LET US REENACT THE SCENES.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
YOU BETTER LET US BE A MAN INFRONT OF THE BOYS, OR ELSE.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK AT ALL IN FIRST PLACE? WE ARE TREES, REMEMBER?
14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
NOT GONNA LIE, REMIND US OR YOU WON'T GET A THING
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
SHAVE YOUR VAGINA
16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.
A MEANINGFUL PAYSLIP THAT PAID ALL THE BILLS FOR THE YEAR?
17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
DON'T SAY THERE'S ONLY BEEN ONE OTHER; WE ALWAYS FIND OUT.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.
I UNDERSTAND
19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
UNLESS SHE'S KIERA KNIGHTLY I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.
20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
AND DOING NOTHING AT ALL MAKES FOR ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE NIGHT.
21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! WE'VE HEARD ABOUT YOUR 'SEX AND THE CITY' SHOW. LYING BITCHES.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
SHE'S OUR EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR A REASON. KEEP GOING ON LIKE YOU ARE AND YOU'LL BE THE NEXT.
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
THE POINT OF US IS SENSITIVE, SO DO MORE WITH YOU MOUTH.
24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.
IF IT'S A BLUE MOON AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIGHT, YOU'RE REALLY WRONG. WE'RE STILL RIGHT.
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
"IT'S OKAY" IS THE END OF THE CONVERSATION. WE WILL FORGET ABOUT IT AFTER THEN. IF YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT SAYING SOMETHING EARLIER.
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
WE ARE HORNY BY NATURE. JUST BEND OVER AND LET IT BE.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
WE TRIM OUR TOE NAILS WITH OUR TEETH. GET OVER IT.
28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA. SHAVE YOUR LEGS. NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU THINK THE AMAZIN LOOK IS, YOUR MAN DEFINITELY HATES IT.
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
SHOW A LITTLE. WE THINK IT'S HOT.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.
YOU ARE OUR DIRTY LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL IN THE BEDROOM, SO ACT LIKE IT.
31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
YOU ARE CUTE WITH A CLEAVAGE.
32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
WE LOVE IT WHEN WE DO YOU FROM BEHIND.
33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW THE HONEST ANSWER, JUST ACCEPT 'FINE'.
34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.
MOST OF THE TIME WE FANTASIZE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. DON'T OBSESS OVER THAT.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
SORRY BABY, MY PHONE WAS DEAD.
36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
HA! YOUR WEAKNESS!
37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
OKAY, CHUBS.
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
YOU LOOK HOT IN A TIGHT MINI SKIRT. ALWAYS.
39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.
OKAY, BUILD YOUR OWN BRAND NEW BED THEN. OH, I'M TAKING THE INSTRUCTIONS TOO. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD FLIP OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE 'TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO'.
40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man enough to ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at all.
ANY DECENT WOMAN WILL SAY THAT SHE WILL BUY HER OWN DRINK AND PUT OUT REGARDLESS OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SPENT ON HER.
41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.
WHEN WE ASK FOR YOUR ADVICE IT'S ONLY BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO STARED ON A 10 MINUTE RANT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE YES OR NO ANSWERS SO THAT WE CAN ZONE OUT AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE CAN REALLY HANDLE THE PROBLEM AT HAND.
42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
IM UNIMPRESSED WITH A GIRL WHO DOESN'T KNOW COWGIRL.
43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE US A SAMMICH.
44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
YOU'RE SEXY WHEN YOU LOOK AT US OUT THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES AND PUT A TITTY IN YOUR MOUTH.
45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
MEN NEED SILENCE. SHUTUP, NOW
46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.
THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME PUT OUT 3 TIMES A DAY. CAN YOU BEAT THAT?
47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....
IF YOU'RE NOT GIVING HEAD, WE WILL START LOOKING....
48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.
TRUST US, YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW.
49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
SO IF YOU CAN'T SEE, HEAR OR READ ABOUT WHAT WE'RE DOING WE'RE IN THE CLEAR? AWESOME, I CAN LEGALLY HAVE AN AFFAIR ON MY BLIND AND DEAF GIRLFRIEND. AND HERE SHE WAS SAYING I WAS CHEATING JUST BECAUSE SHE COULD SMELL THE SEX. PFT.
50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
FOR THE RECORD, WE'D RATHER YOU BREAK UP WITH US VIA SMS FOR CHEATING RATHER THAN SABOTAGING US WHEN WE GET HOME. IT'S A LITTLE UNFAIR IF YOU ASK ME.
51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
WE CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY, NOT YOU. TRY NOT TO LET YOUR PERSONALITY RUIN IT.
52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you won’t get her.
YOU LIKE HIM? DON'T FLIRT WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUT HIM THINKING IT'S CUTE. YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT AND WE LOSE INTEREST VERY QUICKLY.
53. Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm muscles… well, it’s hot. We’ll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.
WE LIKE MUD-WRESTLING. WE WILL COME TO ALL OF YOUR MATCHES.
54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
THANK YOU IS AN ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO EVERY COMPLIMENT KNOWN TO MAN. IF THERE'S MALES OUT THERE WHO GET LEAD ON BY A 'THANK YOU' THEN THEY'RE FEMALES.
55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.
PUT OUT QUICKLY AND IT WON'T BE SUCH A LONG 'LEAD'.
56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
SURE, I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU, SO IT'LL SAY THAT I'M A ONE GIRL MAN.
57. But don't be obsessive. Major turn-off.
DON'T TALK. MAJOR TURN-OFF.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
SORRY, PHONE IS DEAD.
59. BE HONEST!
BE IN THE KITCHEN.
60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE PRETTY AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE FAT? OKAY, MA'AM - I AM A TREE.
61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.
A BUNCH OF GIRL'S ROLLING AROUND ON THE BED IN THEIR UNDERWEAR TALKING ONLY OF ME? OH, GOD, IM HARD.
62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.
WHEN WE STARE AT YOU, WE'RE STARING AT YOU - NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.
WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY OR DO WHEN YOU CRYS. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THIS WHEN WE ARE AROUND. THANKS.
64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.
WHERE DO YOU GIRLS GET THESE INFO FROM? WHY WOULD WE GO TO YOUR FRIENDS TO BITCH ABOUT YOU? WE'D OBVIOUSLY GO TO OUR BOYS.
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
SHIRT ON - LOVE YOU
SHIRT OFF - SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN YOU
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.
WE LIKE OUR SPACE. BACK THE FUCK UP.
67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
IF YOU DON'T WANT OUR TONGUE SHOVED DOWN YOUR IN THROAT WE REALLY ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER TOOL. DN'T WORRY - WE CAN USE THAT TOOL WITH YOUR CHEEKS, HAND AND FOREHEAD TOO. THEY WON'T MISS OUT.
68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
WE LIKE IN WHEN YOU'RE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX - IN THE BEDROOM, NOT ON THE STREET.
69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).
GIVE US A MASSAGE WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT. JUST DO IT.
70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL DO GIRLS GET THESE INFORMATION. THERE IS NO CHANCE THAT THE FIRST THOUGHT GOING THROUGH OUR MIND IS IF YOU HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY OR NOT.
71. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.
SURE, THAT CRACKED RIB OF OURS IS NOTHING. IF YOU REALLY WANT US TO FEEL SOMETHING JUST MAKE US WATCH A REPLAY OF IT LATER. THAT WILL HURT SOOOOO MUCH.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY THINK FOR YOUR SELF. DON'T THINK YOU NEVER HAVE TO SHOW ANY INITIATIVE.
73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.
DON'T BE THE SAME PERSON EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE'LL GET BORED AND MOVE ON.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
SORRY, PHONE DIED AGAIN.
75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE ON THE PILL OR NOT. THINGS WILL MOVE A LOT QUICKER.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
WE MIGHT SEEM TO FLIRT BACK A LOT, BUT A GUY ALWAYS ENDS UP IN BED WITH THE GIRL WHO REALLY LIKES HIM BEFORE HE GOES TO SLEEP.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
WHEN A GUY LIKES A GIRL, HE CONSCIOUSLY GIVES HER A PORNO SCENE THAT HE WANTS TO REENACT WITH HER.
78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
...AND IF IT'S NOT A SONG?
79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.
WHY WOULD WE BE THINKING ABOUT YOU IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SPORTS? THAT'S JUST OUTRAGEOUS.
80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.
DON'T ASK US TO TALK EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY. SILENCE AT THE DINNER TABLE WORKS FOR US.
81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
ONCE AGAIN, NOT MIND READERS. IF YOU WANT TO TALK, THEN TALK
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
PLAY WITH OUR BALLS/ARSE WITHOUT MAKING IT SOUND GAY.
83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…
WE GET REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU SHOW SKIN. DON'T WEAR A LOW CUT TOP AND TRACKIES TO GO WITH IT. BAD, BAD, BAD....
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.
DO YOU WANT TO PAY MY PHONE BILL?
85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
WE WON'T FEEL ANYTHING AT ANYTHING AT ALL IF WE DON'T LIKE YOU. TRY NOT TO LET IT GET TO YOU.
86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?
OKAY, SO WE MAY STILL HAVE THE FEELING OF A RAGING ERECTION AND WANT TO FUCK YOU. BETTER?
87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO....
88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND ZONE RULE?
89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.
BUT WHY WASTE THE GIRLS THAT ARE RIGHT THERE AND NOT TRYING TO HIDE?
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
PUT A TITTY IN YOUR MOUTH FROM TIME TO TIME. IT'LL MEAN THE WORLD TO US.
91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.
THE AVERAGE FEMALE MEETS 300 NEW MALES EACH YEAR. IF ALL 300 OF THESE MALES FOLLOWED THIS RULE, THEN THEY WOULD ALL END UP MAKING HER YEAR, MAKING HER AGE VERY, VERY QUICKLY - THUS CANCELING OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ONE OF THEM LIKING HER. YOUR THEORY IS FLAWED. (NUMBERS ARE APPROXIMATE, BUT YOU GET MY POINT)
92. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.
NOT ALL GAMERS ARE NERDS. SOME ARE COOL.
93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.
SOME BLOND MALES AREN'T GAY - ALL BLONDE MALES ARE.
94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
WE GIVE YOU OVER 100 CHANCES, BUT YOU BLOW THEM ALL VERY QUICKLY BY NAGGING, BEING INSECURE, DRESSING RIDICULOUSLY, NOT MAKING US A SAMMICH, NOT PUTTING OUT, BEING TOO CLINGY, ETC, ETC.
95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
MEN NEED TO GO OUT TO THE PUB WITH THE BOYS. IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT CHEAT.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
WE GUYS GIVE YOU GIRLS A RATING OUT OF 10 :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.
OKAY, YOU KEEP NAWWING AT THE SITUATION, BUT IT MAY SUCK FOR YOU IF A PRETTY BLOND WALKS PASS.
98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.
IF A MALE GETS HARD WHEN YOU'RE NEAR, IT USUALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING. YOU HAVE ONE GOOD LOOKING BEST FRIEND.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
MEN DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR BREASTS. THAT'S A MYTH.....NEVER.
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.
IF A GUY REALLY LIKES YOU, JUST SEEING THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND THAT HE PROMISED NOT TO SHOW ANYONE WILL DEFINITELY MAKE HIS DAY.
101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN DARLING.
102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
YES, WHEN YOU PLAY THE GUILT TRIP ON US WE'LL BE SILENT AND GO ALONG. DON'T TAKE THIS FOR GRANTED, BECAUSE WE'RE SECRETLY IMAGINING STABBING YOU IN THE EYE.




H

i miss you all. =(

This is the third day of my work.
I feel lonely.
I need you guys.
I need all your love.
I wanna touch your faces.
Anyways im just bored, dead bored.
fml fml fml fml rofl!!
!@#@#@$@$*@^$*)&$)
dim sum this sat or anything lar just wanna see you all this sat
i know you guys cant live without me
*sings* YOU CANT LIVEEEEEE~~~ IF LIVING IS WITHOUT ME YOU CANT LIVE~~~
YOU CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!!



-Goulou-

URGENT !!!

WANTED !!!

???? !!!

I was looking for this [Pretties girl on the earth] a.k.a KELVIN YAP !!! *if you guys view our older post you should know about this*
Guys....She has been disappear for a years....I guess she went back to the MOON with MOON GUY...I really miss her alot...As you all know I'm not a normal human being...Im a half demi god...So if you guys can bring her come to see me...I can make your wish come true....please contact me if you found her[Pretties girl on the earth]
012-2465403....Guys remember once I asnwer your call...Please tell me the *code* first...and the *code* is SOHAI !!!!! BYE BYE !! *redo it at least 3times* I will be call you back in a minute....If you guys did not receive my call in a minute please try to call it again..=p

-Lzai-

MacamMacamAda's Member

So many post have past...and yet nobody know who we are =D
So let me re-introduce all the member again...

Left dude with glasses and cibet face:-
Name:Nickx
Duty in blog: Stone and write something stupid that no body bother to read *Wink*

Left dude with pink shirt and brown hair:-
Name:Lzai
Duty in blog: Emo and write something emo-ish~

Middle dude showing peace V(*-*)V:-
Name:Ken Ken Mmm~
Duty in blog: Act cute and never post anything on blog due to English problems

Right dude that is trying to kill someone:-
Name:H(me) =D
Duty in blog: Talk cock Blow cock Emo cock,He does everything =D

Right dude with white shirt:-
Name:Marcus a.k.a H4yat3
Duty in blog: Spot Shemale and post on my blog...I don't know why he like shemale so much..ask him

Middle dude almost being killed by me:-
Name:Gou lou
Duty in blog: Write stupid things and talk about Ken Ken's Life and he only talks about Sex and Fights (Y)
They are my good brothers and We love each other like chili and raw egg with some lime~(Y)

But today I feel like talking bad about them here...
So lets start from Nickx, He is a professional in "Kiam Siap-Ness"(stingy) because I can bet that other then his father,there is no one that I've seen is as "Kiam Siap" as him.Do you readers out there have brothers or sisters(friends) as close as us ? I guess everyone have good friends,Do you guys ever ask back for a 10sen from your good friends? 10sen !! ==" ohh noo...

Now lets talk about Lzai , He .......... yea ..... Dotz dotz dotz .... He seldom talks,but he got better at talking about life and cock's right after he came back from Sabah ~He like forcing people to tell him about his attitude because no body can give him the answer he wants...

Jeng Jeng Jeng...Now the time have come talking about KenKen who loves to ask people how handsome and cute he is compare to who ever he can think of,he is a guy who cant live without girls...he have 10 girlfriend at once ~ woohoo ~ awesome , imagine every week or even 2 - 3 days I can see a different girl's face =="

And now !! about Marcus,noting much to talk about him...he is not as "kiam siap" as Nickx, Not as Emo as Lzai , not as Desprate as Ken Ken , Not as Handsome as Me =) , Not as tall as Gou lou ,
Neh...I only know, he is a good loving guy =D very social-able dude with cute hamster face(quote by G and Bianca )

Talking about Gou lou...Tall dude with fish lips and never ending sex stories with a cute attitude,what can I say? Tall dude fish lips and never ending sex stories ==" this sentence point outs everything about him ...So I guess I don't know how to describe him anymore....

Here is Gou lou with his Kitty T-shirt, Lzai and Brenda in Butterfly shirt,She thinks she can fly.
Lets talk about Brenda,since Gou lou's description is so short, That day Gou lou almost got heart attack talking on phone with Brenda,Here is the conversation

Goulou: *Calling Brenda*
Brenda: *Picks up* Hello?
Goulou: Hello! Brenda Arr !! Gou Lou Arr ~
Brenda: Har?
Goulou: Gou lou Arr...
Brenda: Har?
Goulou: Im Gou lou ARR!!
Brenda: Im not Gou lou la...
Goulou: Mahai..Im Gou lou la !!
Brenda: Oh ... bye bye
Goulou: Ngor dou mei gong yea ==" (I haven't even say what I wanna say yet)

Stress having bunch of friends like that...some times you will have the 10 years without sleep and 7days without a job with the fucked up stress face with a ciggy hanging in your mouth...

Tell me ...who will never stress when you have friends like that (Gou Lou) When you open your eyes right after your sleep and saw him doing this pose in front of you.


Introducing the Miss.Potato(left)and Malao Jingz(right)I dint know Monkey and Potato have so much incomment that they can talk alot and laugh at their self for no reason I guess....LOL !!! I cant stop laughing at this Potato ....Shitazzz....oh yea ~ talking about this Malao Jingz...her name is G ! as I mention she is the one who name Marcus , Hamster ! pity Marcus ~



This picture is dedicated to those students who is starting school tomorrow,Dont be sad...school is a nice place , you all can eat the shitty food in the canteen and wear the shitty school uniforms and let me laugh when I see you by the roadside ~



Ohhhhh~~ Dont Emo la Kidz....Ahahaha...Gou lou will pray for you all for those who is in school.


Gou Lou : Oh Jusus,Jusus why must you torture kids like that in school jusus?why are you giving them shitty food from the canteen and shitty uniform with a fugly name tag on it to let them suffer in school,Jusus ~ I love what your doing now...Amen~





-H-