Monday, June 22, 2009

日日有吃神

"日日有吃神"





Back once again with this little small topic ....


Today is our brother dinner day...so we went to shabu-shabu...in Puchong !!
This shop is located infront of a dustbin and its near I.O.I mall...
Who wanna join us for brother dinner day? Just tell here .... and we will give u a call when we go to this awesome shabu-shabu dinner again...












Wanna know the location ? Ask us more ...


-Hz-

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Fuyoh ~~

http://sakura-ro.game-server.cc



Any one out there is a gaming freak? Join This Game Now !!!

You dont have to be a gaming freak to join too...just download it and have fun...

pass your time here then wasting it in your toilet..

Example ?!?!


-Hz-'s Photo



-Hz-'s Photo



Wanna play together ??




FAQ-

Q:Where do I download this game?
A:Ask me only if ur intrested.(Title)

Q:Isit Fun !?
A:Duh?!

Q:What is the gain/profit that I will get?
A:Noting just a past time thing to do other then spending time in toilets


More Question ?
Ask by the Chat Box >>

-Lz-





Wednesday, June 10, 2009

日日有吃神

"日日有吃神"






Steamboat...Another after meal picture

P/S Lok.. when you wan to post ==?


-Hz-



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Not Free...

No Title


Last post I said something about Lok is M.I.A ... I did give some hint on that question...
I said Lok went back to the moon...All you have to add in is just..." Lok went back to the moon to visit his father " if you all read about Lok's Introduce post you all for sure to know "WHY"

I think im too rusty for this Cafe' I cant talk cock no more...but my grandma can...
Here are some few examples of Profesional + Senior Cocking

Me:Yoh...I dont feel like eating rice today
Grandma:Dont eat rice arr? you know when we were young we have no rice to eat arr.(Talk Cock)

Me:Proton Cars arr??
Grandma:When we were young arr we dont have proton cars also la...( ==" )

Me:* Listening to music with high volume *
Grandma: Listen song arr?? when we were young we dont have song to listen arr...

Me:*Sleeping with my aircond on*
Grandma:*slap my face*
Me:*Wakes up* W.T.F ?!?!
Grandma: Sleeping with aircond arr??when we were young we dont have aircond arr..Fan also dont have...

Me:*Watching TV*
Grandma: Watch TV arr?? When we were young...Our Tv is the toilet bowl...

Me:*Going for hair cut*
Grandma: Hair cut arr?? why pay people to cut your hair arr?? Your grandmama is a professional hair stylist arr..I cut for you..
Me:==" Oooh...
Grandma: Gao Dim arr...
Me: ....


So now you know...Who is the Professional Talk c0cker ....

-Hz-

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Where is Lok ??

WHERE IS LOK ???

Title says it all...many of you will wonder "Where is lok??" Why suddenly M.I.A ? ( Missing In Action ) ...

Answer:

A.He died
B.He quit this job
C.He went M.I.A
D.He lost in a big shopping complex
E.He drop down in a toilet bowl
F.He ditch this blog for something better
G.He lost inside his own pocket


Here's the story about Lok went M.I.A.

He ...... went ..... back....to......













































The




















































Moon


Here's a picture for you and me to remember him...
In the memories of Lok...Amen



-Hz-

Friday, May 8, 2009

日日有吃神

Just gona update abit...As you all know..Lok has started a topic call "日有吃神"
Only 1 post was made...and it was a success.Dont you readers think so??
Currently Lok is not around to post this topic...so i tried to take over his place...
I just start eating every time the food are serve ....so i failed to do his job.

BUT !!!! Some one did help me on this topic...and here it is...



Is the Maggi Mee... It taste like heaven.
The only place where you can eat this is...when ur out on a trip with me in a mamak store =D.

Here is a question for the day.

What do you feel about this blog?

Answer must be post in the chat box --->
All readers must give at least 1 answer.

My answer: So far so good,My blog is looking sexy ~




-Hz-




Thursday, May 7, 2009

Update ?!?! Nah !!

Helo sexy readers~~ thx for those comment u all left beind on the chat box...=D

Since today is a full moon day(I think so) I will talk about Terminator 4.

Last week while I was driving around Sri Petaling,I saw a "Terminator Wanna Be" guy doing his terminator moves alone...so I just pass by him with a weird stare..Then I found a parking and park there...and I get down from my car.After I lock my car...I saw 2 more idiot doing their Terminator Moves...@@ so total is 3 now...

I just felt like there is something wrong when I was walking to a Mamak Store...Like something is going to happen...something bad...my eyes are twitching too...Bad signal...When I was ordering my food,I felt the wind blowing towards me...It was chilling and it gives me the creep.

I saw 4 Terminator's Army walking in the mamak with style...They even walk in slow motion .=D I was like WTF !?!? "Hou Lan Yeng Arr!!!"

*Ahem* As I was saying, This 4 Terminator dude sits beside my table with steady and stif pose.
Even the Mamak dude was like =O.

Time pass every minutes and seconds...Those Terminator dude did not move at all...and they are remaining in their cool poses...When my Maggi Curry Soup came...I started eatting...and they are still not moving...

After some time...one of the dude moves his hand...I was so suprise that one of them move...and Im curious that what he is going to do,It end up the guy with red shirt just wanna dig his nose...I stare at them for a very long time (5 minutes) after my meal.

My mind was like..F&*@ it...When I tried to raise my hand...suddenly I felt someone was catching it...my exprestion was like WTF?!?!(again)
Then all of them moves to my table...I almost peed in my pants that moment...and one of them started to talk to me..the first word he said was...."Do you think we're cool? scary? or retard?"

I wanted to answer *Retard* but I was scared...so I answerd *Cool*...
They respond with a smile and started talking about their sunglasses. =="
Fucked Up Salesman !!!!

Hey but the sunglasses are cool mate...they have build in MP3 with it...If anyone is intrested can contact me...xD They are quite cheap too... Limited Stock only...



-Hz-

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

no talk cock?

Talk C0ck Cafe'

Hey .... do you really think every thing in Talk C0ck Cafe is full of bullshits??? Haha....not really...this time Im going to show you...Talk C0ck Cafe dont only bullshit...but all thing picture is from "The Star"





















So...many of you might ask this question...Is this true...?? Because this is Talk C0ck Cafe...the place where we bullshit around...
No doubt...this is a true story...how can "The Star" give us fake news ?? rite??

Oh yea...We just found out that our Duckman !!! is working for WWE .... He is "TheUndertaker.."


Wow...we plan to hunt him down...but..WTF ?!? he is "The Undertaker"!!!
Ah Lok...maybe if you see this post..you can hunt him down man...

And the last thing for today is....












Wait !!!













For !!!!

















IT !!!!!































































































Lol...Wtf...Thx for supporting Talk C0ck Cafe'
Leave a comment by the chat box...=)


-Hz-


Sunday, March 8, 2009

talk c0ck sesion

Hey guys and girls out there...Have you spotted the Duckman yet??We are still on a run of catching this villain..This is the lates update...Here is Duckman without his costume....
[This is a classic picture]

Ok...this is another thing that all of you guys and girls have to becareful of...mostly guys...
Here is how it gose...Hitz.FM is having an event...and to win...you have to find the Hitz.FM Fugitive in the public...ask anyone with this question.."Are you the Hitz.FM Fugitive???"if your lucky you might win up to RM100k....so I though why not give is a shot...is no harm asking ...so I started with my MSN first...this is my first and last person to ask...

[Enlarge it to get a better view..]



This is like...Hey !! WTF man...Im a dude...and ur a dude...I dont do Dicks...

There is like
f@#$ing lots of news now a days...so damn happening...Here are few steps of things that you all need to do to get update...

1.Walk or Drive to your nearest 7-11...
2.Get out RM1.30 from wallet or pocket..or somwhere else
3.Go get a "The Star" newspaper..throw it at the counter..and ask "B for Berapa"(repeat 3x)
4.Then pay him...

Thats all...Very simple rite??

Todays lesson is...beware of gays...F^%$!!!


-Hz-



Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Valentine Special 2

Valentine Special 2

He has made a final decision , He has invited the girl to his house to celebrate his birthday on his birthday party...The boy though of suprising her with something special in his birthday...So,now every one of his invited friends has reach... but not the girl...he felt very down...and very emo...but he knows that anyhow the party have to go on... so he continue waitting and waitting and waitting for the arrival of his dream girl...but still there is no sgin of her...Now, is the time to cut the cake..at this moment all the guest is singing the birthday song to him....and he just hopes that the one singing the birthday song for him is his dream girl...So here comes the wish making time...He close his eyes and wish that the girl is infront of him and wish that she will be his girlfriend soon...and he also wish for a bigger penis(Added)...While he open his eyes...the first thing he saw is a pair of Boobs...and he look further and saw his dream girl !!! Wow...so he tought that the 1st wish came true...so he tought maybe the 2nd wish will come true too...so he quickly go under the table and grab his suprise flower and knee down infront of her and ask " Will You Be My Girl Friend?" while holding a bunch of flowers in his hand...
The girl was so touch and she agree immediately ... So while he was dating with her the 2nd day...suddenly... something pops up of his mind...*my 1st and 2nd wish came true...Will my 3rd wish come true to impress her????*
Months and months has pass...and their relationship is still perfect...and he keeps thinking that when will his 3rd wish come true...Finally...one day he realise that his penis got bigger...and he planning to impress her with pleasure that day...so he send her a short massage and said *Baby Chin Chin...tonight..my house...at 8 * * Winks* ...
Not long later...while he is preparing for a sweet romantic and horny surrounding ... the phone rang...^Xi suo suo Xi suo suo ~~Wut Wut^ and he pick up...her first word was..."lets break up..I have no feel with you anymore...lets not meet up anymore"*hang up* * dududu...*..he cant even say a single word...he felt so emo that time... he nearly killed him self that day...but he knows that dying for a girl is not worth it ...so he went to a pub and ordered a 7 Terquilla...he kept drinking and drinking and drinking...until he gets drunk...while he was floting home...he say his ex-girlfriend and DUCKMAN !!! hugging,kissing and holding hands together near the pub..He got so mad and turn GREEN !!! and shouted " GRRRRR IMA DA HULK !!! " he ran to Duckman and give Duckman a Green punch ~~Duckman did not fight back...and responed with his Invisibility skill...( shuk chun ) and grab his girlfriend's arm and ran off...he felt so emo and turn human again...he was so !@#% pissed off , he went back to the club and get a bottle of vodka and drank it just like this... THE WHOLE BOTTLE ?!?!?! Finally he got so drunk and fall at the middle of the road...

A drunk driver was speeding and did not notice him and....(imgagine your self)
And now we pray in the memories of "HIM" that he died on 25/12/85 ...Amen...
The End
-Lokzai-
-Harryzai-