Fe Shui

ok ! starting to "fe shui"....Everyday 3of us always look at the same moon...WE never see the sunlight for 2months liao...And I forgotten how the sun look like....is it round ? like the moon ? is it bright ? lik the moon ? Long Long Time Ago My Mother told me about the " The Ten Moon" You guys hear before ? This is a very very very very very very long long long long time ago de story.....Now I will tell you all about the story ....... One day.....There was a guy passing by the desert with NINE HOLY ARROW....and then the story so long ago liao I also forget jor...ok lah that is the end jor...Now I tell you all about " The MooMoo Cow" that jump over the moon this story started in year 1881....The date is....25/12/81...Christmas Day...The MooMoo Cow jump over the moon and bang SANTA CLAUS....that why now a days Christmas is just prying for SANTA'S DEATH in year 1881....That why you never see SANTA CLAUS now a days....And lets start with the legendary "MOONCAKE"....Long long time ago...People says there is a lady living in the moon...Thats why the "MOONCAKE" taste delicious....But that is not the truth....There is people living in the moon...but is not a lady...is a very very "wat dat" man staying there and people still says that "MOONCAKE" is delicious...ok now starting with another story with "Yut Gong Gong"(Moonlightshine)....This story was started at a place call TAMAN DESA....One days there is a person who look like the MAN who live in the moon....He argue with the Ah Neh at the mamak stall name " Shiauya"....Now the story is starting....The Moon Guy order "kuey teow goreng" and then the Ah Neh serve him what he wants but the plate of thing look like a MOONCAKE and he is @#$%^ boring with those mooncake....he is eating it everyday that why he order "kuey teow goreng"for today....Now he is very mad...he did something to the Ah Neh(Yut Gong Gong)..And the word "Yut Gong Gong" means (18sx under 18years old are not allow to know about it)....BUT if you REALLY wanna know what it mean you can ask me privately...Thats the story for today "THE END"....PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENT ABOUT MY STORY....





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